This month’s summary will include news on: our returning EA, our new EA Trainees, and the latest Council Interview.

Returning Elite Arsonist and New EA Trainees

Yes you heard right, by vote of the Councils of Flame, the Incinerators now has some new Trainee Elite Arsonists. These members have shown a special spark, and through their hard work and dedication to IC, have been promoted to the rank of Trainee Elite Arsonist.  They will hold the role of Trainee Elite Arsonist until they have finished the Elite Arsonist Training Program. When they have successfully completed the program they will be fully fledged Smurfs..I mean EA’s.

• Donenzonen
• KevTheMagnificent
• gargantur
• DragoNKinG22

Remember to spam them with messages of congratulations

We are also pleased to announce the return of another EA from our past…

• FracturedPixel

IC MEMBER INTERVIEW

This month’s interview, courtesy of our beloved Darth Mauled, is with our Keeper of the Flame…

DragoNKinG22

Read on for a small glimpse into a day in the life of a DragoNKinG22…

Darth Mauled:
lets get this started, good luck you will need it 
DragoNKinG22:
haha
wow
i’m… terrified about what you might ask 
DM:
first as usual I’m going to start with the 4 basic questions! age, sex, location and real name?
BF would be proud of me 
DK22:
alright
my name is Edward Zhu
i currently reside in Beijing, China
i’m male
and i’m 17
and i’m sure BF would be 
DM:
oh you’re young *quickly hides the naughty questions* 
DK22:
haha
DM:
do you practice any sport?
like Badminton 
DK22:
haha
yes
i play badminton
and basketball
DM:
oh so do I xD
DK22:
i can do other sports
DM:
yes me too
DK22:
but those i enjoy the most
nice
DM:
so Badminton is your favourite sport?
DK22:
i guess
bball and badminton are pretty close
DM:
yay 
do you play anything besides DT?
DK22:
hm…
actually i do.
DM:
is it secret? 
DK22:
is a f1 simulation racing game where you manage a F1 team
i think you can guess what kind of game this is 
and thats about it
DM:
another lost soul xD
DK22:
haha
hey i get bored sometimes 
DM:
so, who invited to IC and when did you joined?
DK22:
hm…
i cant recall who recruited me
DM:
shame on you xD
DK22:
but one day i get a invite asking me if i wanted to join IC
haha
oh well
i apologize to my mysterious inviter
um…
i joined in august 09
DM:
6 months are gone already, congratz 
what do you like most in IC?
DK22:
haha
i noe
hm…
i like the forum and the people i meet
like you for example
you’re always there to help 
DM:
ev1 loves me 
You can admit it, come on, it isn’t that hard

DK22:
haha
yes yes
dont flatter yourself
i’ll out do you eventually

DM:
you call it flatter, I call it being realistic 
DK22:
mmhm
sure sure
DM:
anyway, what’s your favourite contest (useless question since I already know you’re going to say caption of the week) 
DK22:
haha
of course its CotW
besides that
if the SotW was more frequent i would like those too
DM:
I suck xD
DK22:
hm?
DM:
at SOTW 
DK22:
haha
it takes time
once you get enough practice at it you might be even better then FP or aritani
DM:
lol I use PS a lot but not good making sigs xD
anyway…
LDG wants to know
Living or Dead?
DK22:
living
DM:
oh oh oh another one doomed
DK22:
haha
DM:
*whispers* you should answer both
DK22:
i’m not a big fan of the dead
idk
lol
nah
i’m a firm believer of what is dead should be dead and not walking around
DM:
lmao
dead walking around sounds fun xD
DK22:
hm…
DM:
another one from LDG, Good or Evil?
DK22:
not if they require the living to feed them
hm…
i’d say both for this one
as somethings might be considered good or evil depending on your point of view
DM:
a mix, to keep it balanced xD
DK22:
yup
DM:
Tell us one thing about you that nobody knows!
DK22:
hm…
DM:
I think she means, share your secrets with us 
DK22:
haha
secrets…
DM:
come on, one naughty 
DK22:
naughty?
DM:

DK22:
i have no naughty secrets 
hell i have no secrets
i’m pretty open about things
DM:
so you’re not going to share pwease 
DK22:
and tbh i’m not too good with secrets…
DM:
lol i wasn’t expecting an answer to this one tbh 
DK22:
haha
nice
DM:
okay I tell you a secret 
I’m awesome 
DK22:
lol
DK22:
and i’m a ninja
dont tell me you’re a pirate
DM:
I used to be a Ninja, but I was not being paid so I gave up
DK22:
otherwise we may have to fight to survive
haha
DM:
actually, I’ve been a pirate too
DK22:
oh noes…
DM:
but I had no ship xD
so I gave up too
DK22:
no wait
i’m a jedi
cept i lost the force :S
DM:
so I’m Darth Mauled, no one can beat me 
DK22:
mmhm
i believe obi-wan did 
DM:
Obi sucks, I let him win cuz he asked nicely
DK22:
haha
oh wells
DM:
and I really wanted to know what was in the bottom of that big hole 
DK22:
candy?
DM:
cookies vault 
DK22:
oh nice
DM:
ER was not happy though, she blocked the entrance xD
DK22:
hehe
i c i c
DM:
next question from LDG… smart or funny?
DK22:
hm…
still both… having to pick would be too extreme…
DM:
I’m both, but that’s cuz I’m awesome
DK22:
imagine being stuck with a smart person all day and hear facts. or a person who tells jokes all day *shudder*
DM:
*faints*
DK22:
and to add it off, has a creepy laugh :S
DM:
like me hahahaha
Happy and Poor or Miserable and Wealthy?
DK22:
happy and poor
no point in living if you’re miserable
sounds like the dead to me 
DM:
no argue about it 
Too Cold or Too Hot?
DK22:
hm…
i like the cold
i’ll say too cold
DM:
lol
Favourite Colour?
DK22:
dont have one
i’m kinda neutral in colors
DM:

so black and white for you
DK22:
well
maybe not that extreme 
just no fav color for me
DM:

All time favourite movie?
DK22:
hm…
i would have to say iron man
most epic movie
DM:
good choice 
DK22:

DM:
Married? Kids? Pets?
DK22:
haha
wow…
not so fast DM
DM:
obviously LDG is not paying attention to our interview
DK22:
haha
i have pet fish…
but… i’m not the one responsible for them
DM:
cuz she would know you have 17 years old, too young to marry 
DK22:
haha
i noe
silly LDG
DM:
she will cook you after this xD
DK22:
haha
i’d like to see her try
she’ll have to catch me first
*looks behind to see if LDG is there*
DM:
lol, she seems an angel but deep deep inside she’s evil 
DK22:
hm…
maybe
but i havent seen the bad side of her yet
and i dont think i want to 
DM:
oh believe me, you don’t want to see it 
DK22:
haha
DM:
ChaosEternus wants to know
Do you want to be 8 years old again?
DK22:
hm…
no actually
DM:
who wants it xD
DK22:
8 years old isnt such a great age to be
DM:
17 is more like it
DK22:
yes
of course
DM:
Married to pets????
DK22:
uh
DM:

DK22:
no comment

DM:
no age to marry, not even with a golden fish
DK22:
yup
it would be really weird..
DM:
Turmy asks how long have you played DT?
DK22:
hm…
DT
DM:
and why did you start playing it
DK22:
i started with beta
at the end of 8th grade i believe
which was 3 years ago?
and i started playing because one of my friends introduced me
and i found out a bunch of my other friends had accounts
DM:
just like me xD
DK22:
sadly though, i am the only one left playing :S
kk
DM:
just like me again 
DK22:
lol
DM:
our lovely mistress asks
If you could have dinner with any 6 people dead or alive who would they be and why?
DK22:
hm…
robert downy jr. for his movies and his roles
johnny depp interesting guy
um…
i’m not really sure…
DM:
that’s a tough question xD
DK22:
hm…
DM:
typical of ER 
DK22:
isaac newton
cause i need help with my physics course 
DM:
lmao
DK22:
and then… i would probably invite my close friends to share with my experience
DM:
mine would be easy 
DK22:
because tbh i cant think of anyone i would really really want to talk to
DM:
ER, LDG, Nikki, Mama, Angel and my persona 
or maybe Tinkerbell 
DK22:
lol
hm
then
in that case
DM you’re invited
DM:
roflmao
yeah I know I’m awesome 
DK22:
witan and forgotten_memories elves from TGE
cause they are amazing ppl
DM:
maybe Cindy of MW would love to join us too 
DK22:
haha
sure why not
we can all have a chat with newton 
DM:

now for Nikki’s questions
DK22:
yay
DM:
What’s your most favourite thing about IC? <— You already answered before 
Nikki you should pay more attention to the interview 
DK22:
haha
nice
DM:
Why would the sky be grey and the ground be white?
DK22:
hm…
when i’m angry and i ask my dragon to breath fire and snow into the sky
DM:
oh you have a dragon!
DK22:
course
i’m DragoNKinG after all
DM:
sorry, never noticed your awesomeness, I can only see mine 
DK22:
haha
you’re forgiven DM
DM:
yes, I know xD
another question, What’s for breakfast?
DK22:
hm
DM’s cookies
nah
DM:

not ma cookies
DK22:
usually a bowl of cereal
or peanut butter sandwich
or fried eggs if i have the time
DM:
that sound delicious, except the peanut butter
DK22:
hm? are you allergic?
DM:
I’m just too awesome to eat peanut butter 

DK22:
haha
DM:
Nikki wants to know if you fear her?
DK22:
oh wow
tough question
DM:
yes, coming from a nice lady like herself
DK22:
i wonder what would happen if i said no 
DM:
you will never know cuz you’re going to say yes 
DK22:
hm
true
yes nikki, i fear you 
*shudder*
DM:

don’t be sad, you made the right choice 
DK22:
haha
true true
DM:
she’s evil, that’s what makes her so *hot*
DK22:
haha
idk bout that,
good seems pretty sexy to me 
DM:
oops, forgot she’s going to read this *quickly erases everything*
Now for Raven quiz
7 girls have 7 backpacks. Each backpack has 7 adult cats. Each adult cat has 7 kittens. How many legs are there?
DK22:
well depends on what your definition of legs are
i would say 14 legs
DM:
my? you should ask Raven 
yes 14 seems the wisest answer
another quiz from Raven
You find yourself locked in a dark room. You have a piece of paper, a candle, and a molotov cocktail, but only one match. Which Item do you light first?
DK22:
candle it lasts longer
DM:
it really doesn’t matter in my opinion, since you no longer need a match after lighting any of the items
DK22:
mm
true
DM:
you could light all of them 
DK22:
haha
wow
thats true too
i didnt think of that
DM:
I’m just too awesome xD
DK22:
yes yes you are
DM:
someday you can be just like me 
DK22:
haha
someday i will be better then you 
DM:
next question comes from DragoNKinG22
anymore?
DK22:
haha
um
yes please 
DM:
lol you were busted peeking 
DK22:
hey hey
it said “picking”;
DM:
yeah, you weren’t even supposed to read it xD
DK22:
hm…
well…
my bad :S
DM:
are you confessing 
DK22:
haha
as long as there is no punishment 
DM:
oh yes there is, but Nikki will take care of it 
DK22:
haha
rite
DM:
me not evil like her xP
DK22:
haha
hm…
i’ll have to consider that statement
DM:
last questions come from Freelunch
how much would you pay for lunch?
DK22:
hm…
depends on the quality i think i would get
DM:
yeah quality is important
DK22:
although generally anything less then 50 chinese yuan
which is about.. $7
DM:
and 5.3 €
DK22:
haha
DM:

what’s your favourite music?
DK22:
well lunch is one of the most important meals of the day
hm…
i like a variety of music
i pretty much will listen to anything that has a good beat
everything except screaming and heavy metal and death punk or wtv thats called…
DM:
xD
no heavy metal?  no cookies for you
DK22:
gasp
you like that stuff?
DM:
I like Viking/Folk/Pagan/Celtic/Black Metal 
DK22:
haha
i c
DM:
and some others 
DK22:
thats cool
DM:
no it’s not, you don’t like it xD
DK22:
well
its cool for you
DM:
shame on you 
DK22:
just because i dont like it doesnt mean i cant respect someone else’s poinit of view 
DM:
are you trying to be polite to me? No cookies for you anyway 
DK22:
haha
i’m nice to everyone (A)
DM:
you should 
next question, favourite animal?
DK22:
hm…
monkeys
cause according to the chinese zodiac i am one too 
DM:
phew, I thought you were going to answer Fred
DK22:
haha
whats fred?
DM:
You don’t know him? You are too sane, just stay away of Raven’s closet
and you will be safe 
DK22:
haha
i think i will thanks 
DM:
and never wear leather shoes next to him xD
DK22:
thank goodness i dont own a pair
DM:
lol next, favourite comic strip?
DK22:
hm…
calvin and hobbes is an old classic, i never get tired of reading it 
garfield
peanuts
dilbert
DM:
so many  I barely read anything xD
DK22:
haha
well…
i’m amazing 
DM:
yes you are, but I’m the awesome here 
DK22:
mmhm
sure sure
DM:
Favourite mentally insane IC member?
DK22:
hm…
mentally insane…
i believe you fit the category very well
DM:
me? 
I’m not insane, well maybe a little 
DK22:
haha
DM:
you definitely never met Don 
DK22:
nope
i’m technically still “new” round here
DM:
now I understand why you’re so sane 
DK22:
hehe
DM:
What you do or plan to do when you’re older?
DK22:
hm…
when i’m older…
wow thats so far in the future…
lemme see
get a job
DM:
actually with 18 you will be older 
DK22:
enjoy life
haha
true
hm…
DM:
Favourite date in history?
DK22:
in history…
hm…
DM:
that’s what he said 
DK22:
haha
i dont get it O.o
DM:
lol, just choose an holiday 
DK22:
hm…
i’ll say summer
just cause i get a chance to relax
DM:
freelunch’s last question and also from this interview, favourite day of the week?
DK22:
haha
i believe i love fridays
DM:
lol I just know why 
DK22:
haha
doesnt everyone love fridays?
DM:
it has something to do with weekends 
DK22:
haha
DM:
I don’t like fridays, I lose all the day traveling xD
DK22:
actually
the weekends are a bore to me
i’m just glad the week is over
cause the work load from school is hell
DM:
lmao 
school is important 
DK22:
yea i know
but… so much to do…
DM:
not ev1 can have a lady luck like myself 
DK22:
haha
DM:

I think we are finish DK22, it was a pleasure to interview you 
DK22:
haha
well it was nice doing this too
DM:
good luck with your school and in IC 
DK22:
i appreciate you spending your time with me
kk
thanks
DM:
bah bye  don’t miss me too much 
DK22:
haha
i promise i wont 
DM:
Thank you for this interview, another one from the devilish and marvellous lair of the stunning insane DM! If you want to contact me to confess how awesome I am send a message to cell 0046, block 1, Evil Rowan Dungeons Broadcast TV

This week’s Summary will include news on: our new Trainee EA, our 5 new KoF’s for October, and the latest Council Interview.

New Trainee Elite Arsonist

Yes you heard right, by vote of the Councils of Flame the Incinerators now has a new Trainee Elite Arsonist. This member has shown a special spark, and through their hard work and dedication to IC, have been promoted to the rank of Trainee Elite Arsonist.  They will hold the role of Trainee Elite Arsonist until they have finished the Elite Arsonist Training Program. When they have successfully completed the program they will be fully fledged Smurfs.. I mean EA’s.

• Th3Punish3r

Remember to spam him with messages of congratulations

NEW KEEPERS OF THE FLAME FOR OCTOBER 2009

It is with great pleasure that the Councils of Flame awards the following members the ranking of “Keeper of the Flame“. This prestigious medal is awarded to members who have displayed exemplary activity and devotion to our alliance. This temporary rank is held for one month and also comes with access to a dedicated forum specifically for KOF’s to talk amongst themselves. Their names will also appear in purpleon the forum.

May we present to you our Keepers of the Flame for October 2009:

Mamaquis
Smileygirl (goody888)
Puddinhaid
Angel_of_Zazzarath
One_feather

Congratulations to you all!

COUNCIL INTERVIEW

This month’s council interview, courtesy of our very talented Nikki, is with HCA’s genious leader…

dtph

Read on for a small glimpse inside the mind of the coffee loving addict…

Nikki says:
Alrighty Dtph would you like to submit a photo?
Emil says:
Of course http://nnetwork.net/dtph.jpg
Nikki says:
lol dont let me forget to post it
Emil says:
I won’t ^^,
I made it myself
Nikki says:
4 basic questions of the Foo Dog… age, sex, location?
Emil says:
4?
Nikki says:
lol and real name
Emil says:
Before I answer any questions, I just want to let the readers know that this interview was brought to you by DTPH Caffeine Industries Inc
Now, to the questions
Nikki says:
lol
copyright that!
Emil says:
I’m 200 years (ternary of course, that’s what all the cool kids count in today, 18 for the un-cool of you)
I’m male, and I live in Trondheim, Norway, although I’ll move to a little village down south in Norway in two days, and I’ll stay there until May next year
My full name is Emil Taylor Bye
Nikki says:
That sounds so quaint
I like the name Emil
Emil says:
thank you
Bye is Danish for city, if anyone wondered. Now, you might ask why I have a Danish surname if I’m from Norway. The thing is that Denmark ruled Norway for a few centuries a few centuries ago…
Nikki says:
Wow
Emil says:
Oh, and I like to say that I’m English, half of my mom’s family is English, and I think I got her English genes ;p Although, I’ve been to England, and can say that I’m definetly not English
Nikki says:
lol
Emil says:
but it sounds a lot cooler than Norwegian (easier to write as well)
Nikki says:
Nah Norwegian is waaaay cooler
England is like been there done that
Norway is uncharted territory
lol
Emil says:
Right…
Nikki says:
For most
Emil says:
well, we are filthy rich, that’s cool
Nikki says:
Really?
lol i guna move there
instead of Amsterdam
Nikki says:
What kind of hobbies do you have?
Emil says:
Well, I do a lot of stuff on the computers, programming and stuff. I also like to read, science fiction and the occasional fantasy book mostly. I am looking for some good cyberpunk litterature atm, so I would be happy to recieve some suggestions. And I have to mention coffee
Nikki says:
Cyberpunk?
Emil says:
Well, yeah, like, science fiction with computer hackers, artificial intelligence and stuff like that. I just saw the 90’s movie hackers, and figured I ought to read some cyberpunk, it was a great (silly) movie
Nikki says:
Ohh i see
Emil says:
Oh, and I also enjoy exercising, believe it or not. The reason I’m going to that little village is to practice the martial art of Aikido. Now, it’s not a very physically demanding martial art, but I’ll be doing other physical activities on the side, but the main focus will be aikido
Nikki says:
You can whoop butt too!
Emil says:
I just love doing stuff, be it running for a while, taking long trips, lifting weights. I’m not a big fan of football (soccer for you Americans) though, my feet don’t seem to agree with balls…
I’m cool with other sports though, but not particularly good in any
Nikki says:
lol
Its ok
Emil says:
at least I’ll learn aikido now ^^,
even though it’s not as cool as other martial arts out there…
Nikki says:
So who invited you to IC?
Emil says:
Oh, let’s see now, I didn’t remember too much, so I went digging for information about when I first joined IC
figured it could come in handy ;p
Nikki says:
lol it did didnt it
Emil says:
The first sighting of me as a member of IC was 31st July 2005. I didn’t do much back then, I was a big noob back then, at least a bigger noob. I remember applying for some programming work for IC back then, but I don’t think I was serious enough to do anything
I don’t know who invited me exactly…
Nikki says:
well thats ok
Emil says:
then I participated in the WarMania War with like 3 attacks or something
And I applied for promotion to Master of Flames 5th August 2006, and I got promoted even though I didn’t meet the requirement of 2 posts/day ^^,
Nikki says:
lol not alot of attacking
Emil says:
And in IC’s 2006 spam contest I got second place with 1082 posts in 5 day, so I did achieve something back then ^^,
Nikki says:
lol sweet
Emil says:
Anyways, a while after that I went inactive, and when I got back I had been booted from IC because I was inactive or something
20th February 2007 I was invited back into IC by magogs, and I accepted
Nikki says:
Well thank you Magogs!
you surely are a valueble asset
Emil says:
I wasn’t very active yet though =/ there was the DJ Mafia war, but I didn’t do much there either. No, me being active and all came with when I joined the HKA 1st November 2007
Thank you (= I try to do stuff and things, you know
Nikki says:
lol i know
Emil says:
but there you have it, the story of dtph before he became moderately active in IC (=
Nikki says:
lol awesome story
Emil says:
Thank you, I have more details, but I can just post that at the forum in the history topic
Nikki says:
Lets steer away from the subject of IC and get a little more personal
What are your top 5 favorite songs?
Emil says:
Songs? Uhh, give me one second to think (and check out my music collection)
Nikki says:
lol ok
Emil says:
“Knekker Deg Til Sist” by Kaizers Orchestra, “Forces of Victory” by Gogol Bordello (either that, or another song by Gogol Bordello ;p), “Guns of Brixton” by The Clash, “Knights of Cydonia” by Muse and… Well, there are many songs I like, but let’s see, another one I like… Fine, I’ll go with “3’s and 7’s” by Queens of the Stone Age
Nikki says:
Nice!
Emil says:
I like a lot of music, I feel bad because I didn’t get room for any ska on that list though, I love ska
Nikki says:
well im guna include that!
What are your top 5 favorite movies?
Emil says:
In no specific order, The Matrix (too bad they didn’t make any sequels), This is England, The Godfather, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (that is probably my number 1 favorite movie) and let’s see, there are so many good movies… Meh, I’ll just say “The Gamers 2″, because it’s a great movie nobody’s ever heard about ;p It’s this roleplaying thingy, very funny if you’re into tabletop RPG (DnD etc)
Nikki says:
Great movies!
Do you have a favorite color?
Emil says:
Not really, I look good in any colour, although I have to admit that I like red, for no particular reason
Nikki says:
Well then red is your favorite color!
Emil says:
*shrugs*
Nikki says:
lol because i said it is 
Emil says:
Well
Emil says:
Well
I would say black as coffee, but black’s not a colour
and that would be because coffee is black, not because I’m particularly fond of it
Nikki says:
Mmmmmm coffee
Hows about we move onto IC Member questions shall we
Emil says:
Do we have to? D;
Nikki says:
lol yes, yes we do.
Emil says:
but
Nikki says:
Its protocall lol
Emil says:
I saw that raven posted in the question topic…
Nikki says:
OOOOOOOO you peeker!
Emil says:
I’m afraid of what he might ask
No
I just saw
Nikki says:
oh lol
Emil says:
that he posted
I use the “view new posts” feature to keep up-to-date with the newest posts
and there raven’s name was in the topic with questions for me
Of course
Nikki says:
lol want me to ask his first?
Emil says:
There are other people that might wish revenge for earlier questions I’ve asked them
no
I think we can save his for later
I want to get a good night’s sleep tonight, don’t know whether Raven’s questions will ruin that ;p
Nikki says:
lol Raven asked 3 questions
Emil says:
right
well
idk, just ask me some questions (=
Nikki says:
Ok we’ll start in the order they were recieved lol

Punish3r asks….
Favorite Pyro?
Emil says:
is dtph a valid answer?
Nikki says:
And you cant pick yourself!
lol
Emil says:
Darn
Let’s see, what’s your name again? Oh yeah, yeah, Nikki’s my favorite pyro ;p
Nikki says:
Yay!!!!
Emil says:
nah
I can’t pick one
we’re all great
I mean
we do so much
Nikki says:
Yes we are!
Ok he also asks who your favorite EA is
Emil says:
Juggernaut or Chicanos as they both work under me in medals and promotions, I love having… helpers
but yeah, the EAs are great too, and generally IC members really ^^,
Nikki says:
I agree!
Emil says:
Even though a few too many eat cookies…
but I won’t say anything more about that, ER won’t let me
Nikki says:
Ah those darn cookies you try to warn everyone about

LDG has quite a few questions
Emil says:
Uh-huh
I know at least one of them, I think
“Living or dead” by any chance?
Nikki says:
lol thats the first one!
Emil says:
Sounds like Schrödinger’s cat, so I’m just going to say “not sure”
Nikki says:
lol
Emil says:
because we can’t really know without observing, and therefore influencing the result
what we can do is calculate the probability that the cat is alive or dead
at any given time
Nikki says:
Understandable
Nikki says:
Good or Evil?
Emil says:
That’s easy, good. I’m a good person, I see no point trying to fight it ;p
Nikki says:
lol no shame in being a good guy
Emil says:
Yeah, somebody have to prevent the bad guys from eating cookies, blowing up the world and stuff like that
Nikki says:
lol you wont be able to catch me! Mwahahahaha
Emil says:
*scratches head*
Nikki says:
LDG wants you to tell us one thing about you that nobody knows
Emil says:
Just one thing? Well, I use expensive aftershaves every day, after shaving. Not because I have to use expensive aftershaves, but I haven’t found a cheap one I like yet ;p So, usually, when I know somebody who has the opportunity to do tax-free shopping, I ask them to buy me an aftershave because it’s cheaper. I also really, really have to shave each day unless I want to end up with a beard, and I don’t want that yet
Nikki says:
Wow! lol
What does it smell like?
Emil says:
Meh, you usually don’t smell it unless you’re close to my face
I don’t overdo it, and most of the ones I use are pretty mild
Nikki says:
lol well what does it smell like in the bottle?
Emil says:
Idk, aftershavery…. Not cheap aftershavery though ;p
Nikki says:
lol minty?
Nikki says:
Ok next she asks smart or funny?
Emil says:
Right
I find that a lot of smart people are funny… That’s probably not an answer to the question though
Emil says:
I would say funny
I like smart people, but if they have no sense of humor, they’re simply not any fun talking to
while a funny person is, well, funny
Nikki says:
Thats a true statement
Emil says:
although
If I would have to put all of my friends in either smart or funny, most of them would end up in the smart category, but they’re funny as well to various degrees
Nikki says:
So you have them both!
Nikki says:
Happy and Poor or Miserable and Wealthy?
Emil says:
Happy and poor
Nikki says:
Too Cold or Too Hot?
Emil says:
Since I’m from Norway, I’m just going to go with too cold
Nikki says:
Cold in the summer there?
Emil says:
I wouldn’t say so, up to 30′C (86′F) at the peak, a little lower the rest of the summer
Nikki says:
Its the same here a little hotter
Emil says:
It’s not unusual with summerdays where the temperature only gets to 15′C (59′F)
And then the temperature’s usually between -5′C (23′F) and -20′C (-4′F) during the winter, it’s rare that we have temperatures down at -20′C in Trondheim though, but Norway is a large country in term of land
Nikki says:
We’ve covered LDGs next 2 questions so im going to skip them lol and go onto her last
Married? Kids? Pets?
Emil says:
Not married, I think I’m a bit young for kids and I have a cat. I love cats
Nikki says:
lol i see your cat
its cute
Emil says:
Before the current cat we had two cats, one half wild white one, and a lazy, scared domesticated one. They were a fun couple…
Oh yeah
The picture I got for the POTW
Nikki says:
Its on your msn as well
Emil says:
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj190/d…otw/muskatt.jpg In case anyone reading the interview wants to see ^^,
ok get some sleep we’ll finish tomorrow
Emil says:
Thank you, and remember to drink your coffee kids
Emil says:
Soooo
Nikki says:
Just getting a few windows up
Emil says:
sure, np
I can start by reminding the readers that this interview was brought to you by a few dozens cups of DTPH Caffeine Industries Inc’s finest coffee
Nikki says:
Ok Dtph! Welcome back to the interview
Emil says:
Thank you, it’s good to be back. We may finally be able to finish this interview, I haven’t had much time since I started my whole gap year practicing aikido for way to many hours thingy
Which is great fun btw, but also very time consuming
Nikki says:
Sounds like alot of fun!
Hamato asks his first question, when did you join IC, but i think we’ve gone through that one already.
Emil says:
Yes
I remember telling about my story from joining to ~now
Nikki says:
Me too
Emil says:
I did see that one coming, so I figured I might as well prepare something ^^,
Nikki says:
He also wants to know if IC was your first alliance
Emil says:
Uhh
Now that’s tricky, the alliance I remember as “my first” would be Black Ice, however, I don’t remember if I joined them before or after the first time I was in IC
But, I’ll say no, Black Ice is the alliance I remember as “my first”
Nikki says:
Was a while ago
Emil says:
yes
quite a while ago…
Emil says:
Think so, yes
Nikki says:
So Hamato your answer has already been said!
Who is your best friend in-game?
friend(s)
Emil says:
huh, good question
Pretty much anyone I have met and talked to in IC ^^,
Nikki says:
Because we are awesome 
Emil says:
yes
I don’t think I have any friends in DT that I didn’t meet in IC
It’s hard to pick one or even a few, because, well, it’s hard…
Nikki says:
It is and you dont want to single anyone out, understandable.
Emil says:
Yes, that’s correct! As if I should have said it myself, and I would, if I just had thought of it first..
Nikki says:
lol want me to re ask the question
Emil says:
Nah, by now the people reading this are so asleep that they won’t even notice it was you who said it ^^,
Nikki says:
lol probably not!
Who helped you the most in the beginning?
Emil says:
Now, that I should be able to answer
Nikki says:
lol i hope so
Thats not something you can forget!
Emil says:
Well, there were so many, but the person I remember the most, is not from when I was completely fresh to IC, but when I started becoming active. Genaral_TS
Nikki says:
Hes on my list too! lol
Emil says:
He was active before me, and I remember how he finished the new Hellfire Knight Academy first, and how I wanted to be like him and stuff ;p
I talked to him some, and he was very helpful etc etc
That’s the short version
Nikki says:
lol ok
So Hamatos last question is Why join DT?
Emil says:
Well, this friend of mine started playing, don’t know why. And then he asked me to click him every day, so I figured I might as well join. I was a much better player than he was, so my account soon became better than his. then he lost interest in it while I continued to play
If anyone consider joining DT, don’t ;p
Nikki says:
lol
Emil says:
nah, it’s fine, but there are better ways to spend your time. There is one reason to join dt though, IC (=
at least that’s what I think
Nikki says:
I completely agree!
Ooooo Dtph, you should be afraid now lol
Emil says:
Raven’s questions?
Nikki says:
lol i was just typing that
Emil says:
because I’m afraid of those…
Nikki says:
He starts off with…
I pounded on my head and thought for a long while about this question.

I mean, the math man! What possible question could I devise for such a beast!

Then, it came to me in a dream as I slumbered on my comfy bed.

Emil says:
…
Nikki says:
And here is his dreaded question…
DTPH, If you were put in a position where you either had to wear nothing but frilly and lacey women’s under garments, or fly commando in a pair of non broken in leather pants without the use of Talcam or baby powder, which would you choose and why?
Emil says:
Let me just read that again
Well, I know I would look good in both…
Emil says:
I always look good, it’s the caffeine
Nikki says:
*Whistles at Dtph* *wink wink*
Emil says:
Now, now, calm down, there’s enough dtph for anyone. As for the question…
Nikki says:
But but but what if i dont wana share! 
Emil says:
Then you’re mean, besides, I’m always on the move, going wherever there is caffeine
And I am ready to deliver my answer
I will have to go with frilly and lacey women’s under garments, even though all of you really want to see me in leather pants, I’m not going anywhere near those without talcum or baby powder
Nikki says:
Pssssst i have 4 5 pound bags of coffee in my closet
Nikki says:
Yep no leather going commando! Ouch
Next questions are from Kiert
what keeps you in the IC community
Emil says:
what keeps me in the IC community other than all the wonderful people you mean? Or is that enough reason?
I like hanging out, people are friendly and nice, and there’s always a possibility for a good laugh
Nikki says:
Exactly!
Emil says:
Oh
And one more thing
I get to do what I like (make php thingies) and people appreciate me for it ^^,
Nikki says:
They are so awesome too!
Very easy to use tools
Still think you should teach me!
lol
Emil says:
Sure, sure
Nikki says:
Really?
Emil says:
Suure, suuure
Nikki says:
lol awwww thats not nice Emil
Emil says:
What? I said I would do it
Nikki says:
i cant tell if its sarcastic or not lol
the last suuuure threw me off
Emil says:
That’s the beauty of it
Nikki says:
*pouts* and reads Keirts next question
If you could change anything in IC, what would it be, why or why not?
Emil says:
If I had the time to think I would possibly change many things. The short answer would be to change every tedious task that took too long with something not so tedious that didn’t take that long, so there would be more time for fun
…
So if anyone has got a suggestion, just message me ^^,
Nikki says:
Ooooo we’ll keep that in mind!
HOW MUCH COFFEE DO YOU DRINK PER DAY? WEEK? MONTH? AND YEAR?
Emil says:
That varies, it’s all supply, demand and mood. I need a few cups to wake up, a few cups to keep me going, a few cups to prevent me to fall asleep again, a few cups to stay awake, a few cups to get energy to work, a few cups to stay awake again and at last a cup or two before I go to bed
Nikki says:
lol wow!
Emil says:
Although
I have been observed drinking as little as 3 cups of coffee a rare day
But that’s like once in a blue moon
Nikki says:
Next up are Jons bazillion questions lol
These arent too bad though!
So, what do you do every day to keep the forum nice and bug-free? I assume you are the forum programmer, are you not?
Emil says:
Every day? Very little to nothing. I check the forums to see if anyone has experienced any problems, and if there are some reports about any problems, I try to find ways to solve them. There’s stuff like the occasional bug fixing or forum upgrade, but that’s not really very often.
Nikki says:
Ok Jons next question is..
What do you do to let steam off? Do you go out and play football, or recruit as much as you can, or even a lively layer of spam to keep Emral’s games fresh?
lol sports
Emil says:
Let steam off? I drink coffee to try to keep the steam up ^^, *cough* Anyways, nowadays I have at least 2 hours of aikido practice every day, so yeah
it’s not the most violent martial art, but enough for me
it’s not violent at all actually, but it has some nice throws
Nikki says:
Ill have to look that up on youtube
Emil says:
it’s all about using the attackers force against him etc
Nikki says:
Thats pretty nifty
Emil says:
I believe there are some more questions to be answered? ;p
Nikki says:
lol a bazillion of them i know your getting tired
Emil says:
Me tired? Nono, I’m just worried about you ;p
Nikki says:
I could answer the next one lol
Do you have a dog? I’m planning to get one. If so, what breed?
Emil says:
No
No dog, I’m a cat person, I love my cat <3
Nikki says:
Jon, get a boxer or a weinie dog!
Emil says:
Muskatt <3 http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj190/d…otw/muskatt.jpg
Nikki says:
What were your starting days in DT like? Were you an instant forum hit? Did you join as many alliances as you can? How did your account start off like? xD
Cats are way better than dogs
…
Oh, right, didn’t notice the new question xD
Nikki says:
lol
Emil says:
I was a noob and ruined my DT account the first year or two of DT, I mean, I had defense in beta. Anyways, I was more of a forum lurker until I joined the HKA. And no, I didn’t join many alliances, just the ones who bothered to message me
Nikki says;
You ask these unanswerable maths questions to every victim here in IC. What gives you that right? How is this so-called “divineness” represented in real-life? Are you the actual maths-wiz that we would think you are?
Emil says:
Well, I have solved every question I ask. I think all of the ones I have asked so far have been from Project Euler, which is a site with math problems that are meant to be solved through programming, which is something I like to do
And I also think it’s funny to see what people come up with in order to avoid answering the question
Nikki says:
Wait wait wait
Is Jon doubting your divineness?
Emil says:
Well, it is unbelievable, so I don’t blame him ;p
Nikki says:
That you are lol
Ok next one
Any people you want to steam and stir-fry in IC today? Who is your no.1 person on your vaporisation list in this alliance? Not saying that you hate him, but more like…for fun
Its ok Dtph, you can pick me lol i’ll take one for the team.
Emil says:
Oh, that’s an easy question, it would have to be Jon of course, he was the one that gave me the idea in the first place
Nikki says:
lol great answer!
srsly, HOW MUCH COFFEE DO YOU DRINK!? is it decaf? or long black? or cappo? (pun not intedned ) how does it taste like cauz when i grow up i wanna see if my head spins round…
Emil says:
Coffee tastes great, and I drink every sort of coffee except decaf. As for how much, I hope I’ve covered that
Nikki says:
yes you have
Fred takes all your coffee supply for no reason at all. What will you do? What can you do? Will you be able to last the test of time?
Emil says:
I will do anything in my power to get hands on anything containing caffeine, and then I really mean anything. If I don’t find anything, well, let’s just say it’s not safe to be around me (=
Nikki says:
lol
Emil says:
I am highly skilled at finding things containing caffeine though
Nikki says:
im afraid
Emil says:
No reason to be, nobody will ever manage to steal all my coffee
Nikki says:
*phew*
Are all these questions getting to your head?
Emil says:
Not yet
Emil says:
meh, brain hurts, so I won’t think this over and say that it’ll just make a larger circle (=
Nikki says:
lol ok
What about that coin thing?
Emil says:
Note that when I find out that my answers are wrong, I will correct them and remove any trace of the wrong answers ;p
That was my answer to the coin thingy ;p
4 more questions to go
Emil says:
Okay
Nikki says:
Guess who asked some more lol
Emil says:
… Please don’t tell me
that it’s…
Nikki says:
lol uh huh its Raven
Emil says:
Raven! Aaargh
Okay, bring it on
Nikki says:
Which do you think would be nummiest: Lions or Tigers
Emil says:
According to wikipedia tigers weigh up to 300kg (660 pounds for you Americans), while Lions only weigh up to 250kg (550 pounds), so I have to go with tigers
more meat
Nikki says:
lol carnavore
If you found yourself stranded on a desert island, with only one jar of instant coffee, what would the process be in order to construct a signal in order to be rescued and returned to civilization?

Emil says:
I would swallow the jar of instant coffee, and then wait until my body started to radiate an emergency signal due to lack of caffeine
easy as that
all sorts of strange things happen when I don’t get my caffeine
Nikki says:
wow Dtph is like a caffeine supahero!
Emil says:
Yes
A sleepy caffeine suphero, that is 
Nikki says:
Ravens last question is…
lol 2 more
Why do all the women out there lust after me? I mean I already know the answer, but the Grand Mastah Sexeh wants to see if YOU know the answer
Emil says:
My money is on his golden speedos
and the fact that he is brave enough to wear them
It takes real courage to do something like that
Nikki says:
lol it really does huh
Last question is by Freelunch!
Emil says:
lunch, mmmm
Nikki says:
I didnt get to ask you any
Emil says:
aww
Nikki says:
how do you do it? being the king of True or False questions i mean? did it take lotsa practicing, or are you a natural?
Emil says:
Both, I’m a natural, consuming a lot of caffeine helps a great deal, but you have to give credit to the hours I’ve spent typing true and false over and over again
Emil says:
sponsored by dtph caffeine something something, good night IC!
Nikki says:
Thank you for the interview Dtph!
Emil says:
Thank you for being such a wonderful interviewer
now, can sleep please
Nikki says:
lol yes you may

This week’s Summary will include news on: July’s Member of the Month, the Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, the Winning Entries in the last two weekly SOTW Contests, Haiku Contests, CTTP Contests, and COTW Contests, and the latest Council Interview.

MEMBER OF THE MONTH

The voting for the July Member of the Month has concluded!
The winner is…..

Giray

Please take a few moments here to post your congratulations here…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=15077

Let’s also recruit him like mad, and spam congratulations as well… http://darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1197155

Congratulations Giray!

JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes):

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please post it on the forum here: http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=455
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Syzygy

Meaning: alignment of 3 celestial bodies in a straight line

CONTEST WINNERS

SOTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=233

Congratulations to…

wdragon101 aka Soulkeeper

..for winning last week’s (#100) SOTW contest!

Theme:

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
Tac Alley
..for winning last week’s (#46) Haiku contest!

Theme: War

Death before dishonor
loyalty without question
retribution swift

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

Congratulations to…
Freelunch
..for winning CTTP contest - week 16!

Congratulations to…
donbigmano
..for winning CTTP contest - week 15!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
Davade aka SG#1
..for winning last week’s (#77) COTW contest!

“OK, New Recruits, if you don’t shape up, we chew you up and spit you out!”

Congratulations to…
Keirt aka 1genin1
..for winning COTW #76 contest!

“nuts…berries…*twitch*…female squirrel…*snores*”

Congratulations to…
Davade aka SG#1
..for winning COTW #75 contest!

“Tailgate me and you are dead meat!!!”

COUNCIL INTERVIEW

This month’s council interview, courtesy of our very talented Jon010, is with yours truly…

LivingDeadGirl666

Read on for a small glimpse inside the mind of a Living Dead Girl…

Part 1:

Jon says:
argh…how to start
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Hiya Jon!
Jon says:
wow…tis my first interview..whatever happened to being reporter
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! You can be both!
Jon says:
*this section will not be broadcast under oracleTV*
really?
i only applied for one
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hehehe!
Jon says:
and i asked questions of my own…never thought i would be the one asking my questions…geez this is getting confusing
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
You always have lots of questions too!
Jon says:
a lot of dtph-type questions i should say
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Oh no! lol!
Jon says:
yes…be afraid…i think
anyway lets actually start
fred must be kept outside
we dont need to put our shoes in jeopardy
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Ready when you are!
Jon says:
alright then…well start with what everyone always does
firstly, do you want to submit a photo for the oracle?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Sure! Will do my avatar!
Jon says:
k then
now the actual questions
age, sex, location and real name
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
26 (soon to be 27!), Female, in my laboratory, Natalie
Jon says:
ooh interesting
next…what do you like most in IC?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
I would have to say all of the wonderful people that I have met!
Jon says:
Which is your favourite IC contest? Why?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
SOTW! Because I love GFX, and enjoy doing GFX…even if I’m not that good at it! lol!
Jon says:
which reminds me…i should start my gfx lol
What do you play besides DT?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
DT use to be it, but I just recently got into this Vampires game on myspace…other than that, that’s it!
Jon says:
myspace has games?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yeah, those app games…they have a Vampires one, and of course I had to check it out! lol!
Jon says:
What are your favourite hobbies?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hmmm…hobbies…I like to read…and do web design stuff…watch movies…
Jon says:
What kind of music do you like?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
All kinds, but my favorite by far is rock!
Jon says:
yeah!!
still a bit to go before the crazy bits
who invited you to ic? and when?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! I honestly cannot for the life of me remember who invited me! It was so long ago…like 2 1/2 years ago!
Jon says:
wow…thats when i joined dt…i think xDD
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yeah, me too!
Jon says:
so…what was ic like then and today?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Very much the same! Lot’s of members coming and going, but very similar to what it was when I first joined!
Still my home away from home! lol!
Jon says:
were there people you knew thats still alive now?
as in ic alive
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yeah, quite a few! Many are still around off and on!
Jon says:
now to go searching for them…favourite colour?
any of the ones on my msn avatar?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! dark gray or black!
Jon says:
top 5…
song?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Top 5 songs?!? That’s a tough one! lol! hmmm….
Well, Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie, for one…
Money by Pink Floyd…
Jon says:
i assume thats where you got your name
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yup!
Newborn by Muse
Sugar by SOAD…
Fake It by Seether…
Jon says:
out of those i know 1 of them xD
how about bands??
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Which one Jon? Bands…hmmm…
Jon says:
the muse one
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Ah! Nice!
Muse, Pink Floyd, SOAD, Aerosmith, and, of course, Rob Zombie!
Jon says:
so sorta like the songs
last top 5…movies!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, and Iron Man…
Jon says:
i know none of these xDD
last frequently asked question ( )…do you do sport? if so, which ones? what’s your favourite?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
I run, a lot…and I love to swim…and play baseball…an volleyball…I like a lot of sports!
Jon says:
interesting
and now we reach the end of the first episode of questions! hurray!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol!
Jon says:
unfortunately we must reach new spammier heights!
we must face a second, more powerful wave of questions!
yes, you must now answer the USER CREATED QUESTIONS!!!
*plays some psycho music for the dramaticness*
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yay!
Psycho music is good too!
Jon says:
and the first one is from…*drumroll*
guess…it’s your worst fear…if it’s your weakness that is
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hmmm…either dtph or DM!
Jon says:
correct!! it’s dtph!! run and scream in fear because he asks:
What is the sum of all numbers, less than one million, which are palindromic in base 10 and base 2?
(actually for me this aint as hard as questions ive tried before )
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! The sum of all numbers, less than one million, which are palindromic in base 10 and base 2 is…

wait for it…
Jon says:
42?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
666!
Jon says:
actually i don’t know myself
so lets leave it to dtph to correct you
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Sounds like a plan to me!
Jon says:
speaking of him…Living or dead?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Both! Definitely both!
Jon says:
because you say youre living…yet youre dead…which means youre a ghost in the afterlife…argh this is doing my head in!
it makes no logical sense!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Exactly!
Jon says:
yes but…but…er…uh…
lets go onto the next question
Is there anything special you remember from when you were new to IC?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hmmm…the thing I remember most from when I was new to IC was the HK! That’s the first division I joined!
Jon says:
are you still a member of it?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yep! HK Squad 2 - Crimson Inferno!
Jon says:
oh…thats pretty impressive
still from dtph…What has been your favourite event at the IC forums?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
There have been a lot of them! IC has some great events, but I would have to say either the Chrismas event that 33 did a few years back or the Murder Mystery…or the IC Olympics a few summers ago!
Jon says:
i dont remember the olympics
at least in ic
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
It was the first summer I was in IC, if I remember correctly…so, summer of 2007…I think! lol!
Jon says:
wow…thats also a long time back!
breathe a sigh of relief because no more dtph maths…Say you got a free vacation to anywhere in the world, where would you go?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Nice question! Who came up with this one?!? Italy! Definitely Italy!
Jon says:
ive been to italy…lotsa pizzas there
and that was the last of dtph
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Nice!
Jon says:
now…next up is freelunch…or freetea…or frutti tutti…or fritimin c…whichever he lieks to be called
Jon says:
whats it like being both living and dead?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
It’s not bad! Better than being just one or the other! hehehe!
Jon says:
lol
freelunch asks again…how did you become that way?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Too much Rob Zombie, that’s how! hehehe!
Nah, one of my experiments gone terribly wrong in my lab! lol!
Jon says:
doesnt living + dead = ghost? or zombie?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
nah, ghost and zombie are more dead than alive!
living + dead + girl = me! lol!
Jon says:
freetea still…which of your jobs do you have most fun doing day-to-day in IC?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
I have the most fun doing all of my jobs! Not really sure I could pick just one…love them all! RT, WT, BFTP…probably one of those!
Jon says:
bftp is a job? i thought it was some training program!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yeah, but I am the Pyro supervisor in charge of BFTP!
Jon says:
oh
so its private
well anyways…fritimin c asks you some moar…swordfish or catfish?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Swordfish!
Jon says:
some moar freefast for you…do you have any pets? if so, what kind and whats their names?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Have lots of pets so I won’t name them all…we’d be here forever! lol! So, to start…5 cats, 2 sugar gliders, 6 guinea pigs, and an iguana!
Jon says:
O_O
2 words…TOO MUCH XDDDD
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Yeah, I know…a lot!
Jon says:
that’s…that’s…more than anyone i know
but last questions from freefood…how long every day are you on the IC forums?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Not nearly as much lately as usual…with it being summer and all, but usually 2-4 hours each night.
Jon says:
and that wraps it up for freelunch
now for th3punish3r…hmm…one’s been answered already…oh well!
he asks: do you have any kids?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Nope! No kids…unless you count all of my pets!
Jon says:
lol…14 kids would be too much wouldn’t it
now from ER…You work in a scientific and logical world. Doesn’t that just do your head in?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Oh, yeah! All the time, but that’s what makes it fun! lol!
Jon says:
thats it for her…guess who’s next!! muahahahah
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Oh no! I can only guess! lol!
Jon says:
its…

wait for it…
auger!!!
he asks: do you remember your first farm?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Nice question! I have no clue!
Jon says:
DO you farm?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
No, but I help update farms and donate new one to the farm list!
Jon says:
more auger: what was you other pick if LDG666 was taken ?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Well, originally I wanted LivingDeadGirl, but that was not available…so, I added the 666 to the end…so, that was my second pick!
Jon says:
lol! so that was your second pick!
so what if that was taken too? add another 6 or something?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Something like that…or maybe 1982 or something like that…
Jon says:
i see why it would be 1982
how do you do so much, so well ?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
1982 for the year I was born!
Is that the next question? lol!
Jon says:
yup
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Just try my best and do what I can!
Jon says:
ok!
and that’s it for auger’s questions
now for this jon
they sure are a lot
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol!
Jon says:
this jon guy is so annoying…makes me ask so many questions
im gonna skip a few…wait…im jon!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Jon says:
i sure was high that day…ANYWaYS…
Ghouls or witches?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Both! Definitely both!
Jon says:
Zombies or minions?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Again…both!
Jon says:
Black or blackish grey with a tint of red?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Blackish grey with a tint of red
Jon says:
lol that question made no sense…so does this next one
Five men were walking down the street. One of the men found a cheese sandwich. Another man found the same cheese sandwich, and a third man also pretended that he had the same cheese sandwich although he had not. They decided to have a fight to the death (or till it hurts a lot) to see who was worthy of the cheese sandwich. Each had an arsenal of explosive-and-apple pies. The first person hits the target 90% of the time, the 2nd one is 50% and the last one 20%. They take turns and the cycle begins with the wimpiest person, followed by the average person and finally the hardcore-OMG-he’s soo 1337 person.
1. What should the wimpy person do so he can have a better chance of eating the cheese sandwich?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Set the other two up against each other so they are buys fighting and eat the cheese sandwich while they are distracted!
Jon says:
well they would catch the wimpy person and shoot him instead
well since i am jon…who is your interviewer…who is me…i might as well tell you
the wimpy person fires away from the other two…the two will see him as no threat so they would battle it out against each other…then the wimpy person has a turn to try and fire to the survivor…if there is one
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
So, I was partialy correct…kind of! lol!
Jon says:
2. What were the other two men doing?
LivingDeadGirl666 said (2:11 AM):
They were walking down the street!?! lol! I have no idea!

Part 2:

Jon says: Someone deserves to be magically vaporised in IC. Who will it be?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Magically vaporized! I have no idea!
Jon says:
in other words, who’s been taking cookies off the council and should be punished?
who is very cheeky and spams us all with humour and funniness?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! I don’t know, but taking cookies from the council is bad! Bad, bad, bad! lol!
Jon says:
ok, let’s take a similar scenario then
Your vaporisation has gone wrong and everyone has died. The radiation gives you resurrection powers. Who will revive first?
hmm, there should be an extra “you” in there xD
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
That’s a tough one! Very difficult to determine who I would revive first…hmmm….
If I am powerful enough to have resurrection powers, then I would make myself powerful enough to resurrect everyone at the same time! hehehe!
Jon says:
lol
but there’s only enough resurrection to do it one at a time
(haha im being cruel)
(and resurrection should be radiation )
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol!
Then, I plead no comment!
Jon says:
fair enough
everyone plays some kind of role in ic
ok last few questions
funny i haven’t asked the annoying ones yet
anyways, Rate these people in an insanity scale from 1 (most likely a newcomer) to 10 (deserves to be put in teh IC asylum):
dtph
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Well because I love the IC asylum so much, dtph definitely gets a 10!
Jon says:
looool being lenient a bit aren’t you?
or did his maths scare you?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Nah, didn’t scare me at all!
Jon says:
alright then
second one: freelunch
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
freelunch gets a 10 as well!
Jon says:
Evil Rowan
am i thinking she’ll also get a 10?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Absolutely! That’s a given! lol!
Jon says:
Grand Masteh Sexeh? you know who im talkin about
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Of course! Everyone knows Teh Grand Masteh Sexeh! lol
Raven gets a 10!
Jon says:
lol im thinking everyone on my list is getting a ten
smiley
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hehehe! Probably! lol!
Jon says:
meyhem
mayhem* xD
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Oh, yeah…definitely a 10 for Mayhem!
Jon says:
and me? (wasnt that likely lol)
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! You get a 10 also, of course!
Jon says:
lol
ok lets see if this changes when i ask my last two questions:
well…three:
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol!
Jon says:
Is the Mersenne prime that the person who invented and decided (2[sup]67 [/sup]- 1) was prime, prime?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Well, then yes, it would be prime!
Jon says:
well sorry to burst your sense of possible satisfaction
but it isn’t!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! OK, I’ll take your word on that one Jon! lol!
Jon says:
and since im also your interviewer i can reveal that 2[sup]67[/sup] - 1 = a number starting with 147573952589676412928 etc etc!
and that the numbers making it up are 761838257287 and 193707721!!!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Works for me!
Jon says:
What are the lowest numbers that satisfy this equation: _____[sup]4[/sup] + _____[sup]4[/sup] + _____[sup]4 [/sup]= _____[sup]4[/sup]
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Well, I would say 0!
0^4 = 0
So, 0+0+0=0
Jon says:
oh fine
the obvious answer
then what’s the next set?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! I know it was the obvious answer, but meh!
666 is the next set! hehehe!
Jon says:
you do know that it’ll just add up to greater than 666?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Back, sorry about that Jon! Had to give my cat his shot! lol!
Jon says:
woah
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Now, where were we?!!
Jon says:
the maths
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Oh, yeah…
lol! My answer is still 666!
Jon says:
actually it’s
95800, 217519,414560 which quadraticised and added together equals the 4th power of 422481
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! We would have been here all night if I had actually tried to figure that out! lol!
Jon says:
yup
thankfully i have the answers down
last question
this may be the hardest of all
which is harder, dtph’s maths or Jon’s maths?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hehehe! I would have to say that they are equally difficult!
Jon says:
alright
and thankfully that’s the end of this guy’s questions
let us breathe a huge sigh of temporary relief
*sigh*
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
*sigh*
Jon says:
and now let’s brace ourselves for
kalbition’s questions!
do u think corn is grown in cornville, arizona? >.>’
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! It might be! I know it’s grown in the desert, so maybe!
Jon says:
i think it’s jsut a name
but onto tac alley’s questions: it’s one question with many separate questions:
why did you join ic, explain how you made it on to the council, and any funny or interesting stories about your times here in ic.
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Well, this could take some time…
I joined IC because I was invited! lol!
Jon says:
lol
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
I made it into the council by working in several different areas on the forum and helping out wherever and whenver I could!
I’ve had some funny and/or interesting chats with others through out my time here, but can’t really think of any stories to tell at this time…
Jon says:
itll probably also take a while lol
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yeah, lol! Plus, they are confidential!
I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you! lol!
Jon says:
you’d have to catch me first!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hehehe! I’m pretty quick!
Jon says:
well im teh interviewer!
Jon says:
and i’m deciding we’re moving to RT’s questions!
Who are your favorite EAs?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
I do not have favorites! I think all of the EA’s are wonderful!
Jon says:
lol but true
Why do people try to ask questions in their area of expertize and except us to answer them?
hey i did maths but that ain’t my expertise
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hehehe! You got me! Maybe just to see if they can answer them correctly?
Jon says:
i would agree with you
Jon says:
rt also asks: Raven’s zombies or RT’S Half-dragons?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Raven’s zombies, of course!
Jon says:
yet another rt: How did you find out about IC?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
I didn’t! lol! I got an invite to IC the day I started playing DT…so, I joined and have been here ever since!
Jon says:
so just basically luck?
or fate?
do you believe in destiny?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Not really, but fate sounds better than luck…
So, I say it was fate!
Jon says:
You have to pick only one Division, what one would you choose to be part of?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Man, that’s a tough one! I like all of the divisions and am in almost all of them! lol!
Jon says:
even programmers?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Probably either HK or BFTP or WT….
Jon says:
is teh council a division?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
No, not really….
do you think rt as asked all his questions?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
No, don’t think so…
Jon says:
which one do you think i haven’t asked yet?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Tigers or Lions? lol!
Jon says:
YES!!! now which one do you choose?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Tigers, of course!
Jon says:
everyone does!
and now the last questioner in the topic, mama!
Describe a day in your rl?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Wow! Nice question! Will try to be as brief as I can…
lol!
Go to sleep around 4:00 or 5:00 AM
Jon says:
woah!
isn’t that a bit late?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Wake up around 8:00AM
lol! Yeah, but I’m a night owl!
Do my cardio, take shower, and get ready for work…
Work usually 10:00AM to 10:00PM….
Jon says:
woah!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Get home, see husband, maybe have some dinner…get online…
Jon says:
again!
and ic from there on?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yeah, pretty much! lol!
Jon says:
how about on weekends? surely you’ll have a bit moar time!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Usually work Saturdays, but not usually 12 hours…so yeah, some free time on the weekends…
Jon says:
and now a surprise visit from DM!
Jon says:
and his first questions is: What do you do for living, and for dying?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! I’m a mad scientist for both…I work in my lab!
Jon says:
careful of the acid
and second question: What is the hardest job in IC?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Well, I would think that working the blacklist or the farms would be some of the more difficult jobs in IC!
Jon says:
indeed, regular updating of everything
thirdly, Why are you afraid of my questions?
and that was DM if anyone asks xD
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! Not afraid of his questions!
Jon says:
well that explains a lot
lastly, What is your biggest dream?
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
hmmm…
To be happy and to help others out as much as I can…to make a difference!
Jon says:
ive heard many disturbing dreams but so far i like this one
and that concludes your day of torture, i mean, erm, interrogation
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! It sounds corny, I know, but meh!
Jon says:
INTERVIEW! I SAID INTERVIEW!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
lol! It only took us two weeks to get it finished! lol!
Jon says:
a new record!
LivingDeadGirl666 says:
Yeah, I think so!

This week’s Summary will include news on: our 3 new KoF’s for August, the Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, and the Winning Entries in the last several weekly SOTW Contests, Haiku Contests, CTTP Contests, and COTW Contests.

NEW KEEPERS OF THE FLAME FOR AUGUST 2009

It is with great pleasure that the Councils of Flame awards the following members the ranking of “Keeper of the Flame“. This prestigious medal is awarded to members who have displayed exemplary activity and devotion to our alliance. This temporary rank is held for one month and also comes with access to a dedicated forum specifically for KOF’s to talk amongst themselves. Their names will also appear in purple on the forum.

May we present to you our Keepers of the Flame for August 2009:

• Th3Punish3r
• Soulkeeper
• Interficiam

Congratulations to you all!

JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes):

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please post it on the forum here: http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=455
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

A giraffe has a 20-inch tongue.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Stegophilist

Meaning: one who climbs buildings for fun

CONTEST WINNERS

SOTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=233

Congratulations to…

LivingDeadGirl666

..for winning last week’s (#99) SOTW contest!

Theme: Summer

Congratulations to…

Aritani

..for winning SOTW #98 contest!

Theme: Airborne

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
Nikki
..for winning last week’s (#45) Haiku contest!

Theme: Beaches

Salty air fills me
Boats sailing through the sunset
My sandcastle rocks

Congratulations to…
Dogofwor
..for winning Haiku contest week #44!

Theme: Picnics

Looking for some shade
A perfect place for the feast
Enjoying the day

Congratulations to…
Nikki
..for winning Haiku contest week #43!

Theme: Riddles

Light i am apart
Push me together my friend
Heaviness sets in

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

Congratulations to…
Aritani
..for winning CTTP contest - week 14!

Congratulations to…
Evil Rowan
..for winning CTTP contest - week 13!

Congratulations to…
Th3Punish3r
..for winning CTTP contest - week 12!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
mayhem790
..for winning last week’s (#74) COTW contest!

“Don’t you EVER touch my COOKIES!!!”

Congratulations to…
mamaquis
..for winning last week’s (#73) COTW contest!

“Hakuna matata pale woman!”

Congratulations to…
Darth Mauled
..for winning last week’s (#72) COTW contest!

“Knightstorms will never steal my beer again”

This week’s Summary will include news on: Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, the Farmlist, Member Interview, the Winning Entries in last Week’s COTW Contest and Haiku Contest.

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes):

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Sesquipedalian

Meaning: using long words

FARMLIST

136 Farms Listed for June
1,603 Farms Donated Year to Date

Farm Donation List…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=10470

Farm Training for all…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=11687

CONTEST WINNERS

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
Red_tiger
..for winning last week’s Haiku contest!

Theme: Poet’s Choice

Time flies with gold wings
Memories gather like dust
The Joys of living

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
Mayhem790
..for winning last week’s COTW contest!

“Giving out free car washes when I am finished here…”

MEMBER INTERVIEW

This month’s interview is with IC’s first ever Phoenix Flame and recent BFTP graduate, he is a member of the Recruit Team and the Welcome Team, a moderator for several forum areas and a previous MOTM winner, our Keeper of the Flame…

Th3Punish3r!

Read on for a small glimpse into the realm of Th3Punish3r…

Nikki says:
Ok lol ready?
russ0r says:
yeah
Nikki says:
Alrighty, Age, Sex, Location?
russ0r says:
23, Male, United States, Maryland
Nikki says:
Play any other games other than DT?
russ0r says:
Starcraft sometimes recently, used to play Diablo II, Diablo I, all the Warcrafts except wow, Counter strike, among others i am sure i am forgetting
Nikki says:
Which is your favorite?
I know i know DT is right… wink wink nudge nudge
lol
russ0r says:
my favorite game, i loved playing diablo II for years but just cant stand it anymore
starcraft is the only game thats kept my attention over the years
DT i cant say is my favorite just a fun past time and game that doesnt require hours and hours of playing
Nikki says:
lol well the forum consumes me
One of the only reasons i still play DT
russ0r says:
yeah i spend a good deal on the forums
nothing to do latley though
Nikki says:
Its summer vacation lol
russ0r says:
on the forum, i meant
other than that i am pretty busy
i work nights and i have my son during the day
and another son i have every weekend
Nikki says:
Yes summer vacation, people are too busy.
How old is he?
russ0r says:
my oldest is almost three, and my youngest just turned one
Nikki says:
Awww
Play any sports?
russ0r says:
nope
chasing kids is a sport
Nikki says:
lol yes, yes it is.
Heres a question from ER lol its a good one
You beat me out on being the first to get the elusive Phoenix Flame. How does that make you feel? Are you worried? Losing sleep at night? Hearing things?Thinking about giving the medal back until your favorite Flame Lady gets her medal first? huh? huh? huh?
russ0r says:
haahahah, it makes me feel good that i accomplished it first, as it was a close race and a few others got there to, and while i could have considered the possibility of giving it back, you’d ahve two others, i think maybe three now, to convince, lol
Nikki says:
lol not giving it back huh?
russ0r says:
nah
Nikki says:
I wouldnt either lol
russ0r says:
ill just have to snatch this one from her
Nikki says:
Next Red Tiger has a few questions
What is your favorite division?
russ0r says:
mm since i dont really have an HK squad, i’ll have to say i get the most enjoyment from the recruiting team
besides, whats better than kicking some butt, besides getting more people to come kick some butt?
Nikki says:
lol right His next question is…
Who invited you to IC?
russ0r says:
i believe it was Josh111, i believe his account name is ATTACKMENOW
Nikki says:
Yep, good ole Joosh
Next… Who do you think has helped you the most?
russ0r says:
the biggest help i believe i have gotten from IC was from ER and batcok and whomever else was involved in getting REST off my back, when they were massing me
Nikki says:
Yea i saw when that happened cheers to ER and Batty!
Tigers or Lions?
or bears
Oh my!
Am i still online
russ0r says:
lol
hmmm
bears
Nikki says:
lol bears wasnt a real option
Tigers or Lions lol
Someone didnt peek at their topic did they
russ0r says:
i didnt
tigers then
Nikki says:
RT also wants to know who your favorite Pyro is
We all know im your favorite Pyro
riiiiight!
lol
russ0r says:
thats a hard question
and a harsh question to ask i cant wait for another RT interview
since i just passed BFTP and im in WT, RT, and gold HOF mod, the only pyro i usually deal with the most is livingdeadgirl, and shes always helpful, so i guess that would be my best answer, dont have alot of expierence with the other pyros, but you are definitely the cutest nikki altho i havent seen everyones pics
Nikki says:
OFC im the cutest
LDG does a great job, her interview is next btw.
That reminds me lol
I forgot to ask if you wanted to submit a photo for the interview
Doesnt have to be of you, but everyone should post their own pics, in my opinion.
RTs last question is Who is your favorite EA?
russ0r says:
well RT of course
Nikki says:
RT is cool
Ok next questions are from Jon010
And i just want to thank him for not asking a bazillion questions this time!
Take a guess on what are in Rowan’s cookies.
russ0r says:
a mystical ingredient with unknown origin that has no name
Nikki says:
lol that sounds about right
russ0r says:
society
he means?
upper or under?
Nikki says:
i have no clue lol
russ0r says:
under
ill just go with under lol
Nikki says:
lets google it!
russ0r says:
tried
Your search - Uppersciety - did not match any documents.
im pretty sure he meant society
Nikki says:
Well then i dunno what to tell ya lol
russ0r says:
the o key must have been sticky but i wont ask why
undersociety
Nikki says:
Lmao
Next one is…
If you were to destroy one person in IC without anyone knowing who would it be?
russ0r says:
uhhh
i dont hate anyone in IC
Nikki says:
lol
russ0r says:
lol
Nikki says:
I know who I’d pick lmao
but if i told ya, i’d hafta kill ya!
russ0r says:
if i did i would tell you
Nikki says:
Jons next one is a more better question lol
If you were to revive one person with magical temporary powers in IC who would it be?
Now i see 2 senarios out of that situation/question

1. Your the last person alive in IC and out of all of IC you could only revive one other member
2. Everyones alive and ones not so alive

russ0r says:
my answer was whomever is the leader at that time
so it would be ER
Nikki says:
ER FTW!
Take a gander at this:
F = ò -1 x2 1 / (1 + t 2) dt
Find what F’ equals to.

russ0r says:
i was afraid of that
Nikki says:
Uh lol those little people there are supposed to be ( x )
russ0r says:
i’ll just answer 20

Nikki says:
lol is that a guess?
russ0r says:
best guess i can give
Nikki says:
Sweet lol
Moving onto LDGs questions
Living or Dead?
russ0r says:
dead
Good or Evil?
russ0r says:
Evil
Nikki says:
Tell us one thing about you that nobody knows!
russ0r says:
i hate the house i live in
Nikki says:
lol you aint the only one
russ0r says:
and no one knows it because i dont want the people here to know i hate living with them, lol
Nikki says:
lol
shhhh its a secret
Nikki says:
Smart or Funny?
russ0r says:
both!
Nikki says:
Heck yea
but unfortunately you can only pick one
heh heh heh lol
russ0r says:
smart
Nikki says:
wise choice
lol we can go with both
russ0r says:
well now your toying with me
Nikki says:
yes, yes i am. lmao
LDGS next question is… Happy and Poor or Miserable and Wealthy?
russ0r says:
happy and poor
Last question from LDG Too Cold or Too Hot? is
russ0r says:
cold
Nikki says:
yeeesh
tough one
russ0r says:
not 4 me
i hate heat
Nikki says:
lol are you the type of person who cranks up the centeral air in the summer and lays under a blanket?
russ0r says:
yes
lol
Nikki says:
lmao i do that too
russ0r says:
yeah
its comfy!
in the winter when the central heat is on for everyone else
i turn my window ac on
or open window
Nikki says:
Jeez lol
russ0r says:
i get hot easy

Nikki says:
and bothered?
lol kidding
dont answer that
russ0r says:
lol
Nikki says:
Next set of questions are from Dtph!
How many n-digit positive integers exist which are also an nth power?
Say whaaaat
russ0r says:
roar
Nikki says:
My hypothesis is 8
Is your answer roar?
russ0r says:
LOL
yes
Nikki says:
lol thats awesome
russ0r says:
Black Flame was my next goal but i wasnt far behind achieving that after PF, so i guess my next goal would be to be considered for an EA sometime in the future, other than that just do what i can do for ic
Nikki says:
Thats a great goal
Next questions are from Hemo [aka Auger Inn]
Got kilt?
russ0r says:
hahah, i have scottish/irish in me so i guess i got kilt lol
if thats the kilt he meant
russ0r says:
but i dont actually have a kilt
Nikki says:
Hemo would also like to know when will we see you as a EA ?
russ0r says:
no idea, that would be up to powers beyond me the only thing i know about EA’s is that canidates are decided and voted on in council when there needs to be some, so i guess when we need more
im sure there a contenders even then, so it all depends!
Nikki says:
Oh my! our next set of questions are from who looks an aweful alot like yours truely
someone who*
russ0r says:
picture wise?
Nikki says:
lol you could say that
Ok next questions are from Grand Moff Nikki lol
russ0r says:
well i have no idea lol
Nikki says:
wana answer them?
lol
russ0r says:
yeah
of course
having inet problems today are ya?
Nikki says:
Yep bout to get a storm
russ0r says:
yikes
Nikki says:
yep
Ok so Nikki asks…
russ0r says:
ready whenever you are, hope you went easy on me
Nikki says:
lol not too bad
russ0r says:
ha ha ha
shows how interested you are in me though
i see how it is

Nikki says:
Whats your favorite part of IC as far as entertaining yourself goes?
lol sowi
You answer them and judge that for yourself lol
russ0r says:
as far as entertaining i actually like doing farms/recruiting team because ive coded helpers which also were fun to do to make them very easy
and doing stuff like that gives me more ideas for what i could write to make some tasks easier
Nikki says:
Thats pretty cool yanno
I asked Dtph to teach me coding, but he said that would take years lol
Ok lol my next question was…. Unicorns or Janet Reno?
russ0r says:
uhm lol unicorns
Nikki says:
lmao
Heres a good one!
Most awesome roadtrip you’ve been on?
russ0r says:
driving from virginia to florida, and mostly was awesome because i was young and got tons of the good fireworks for cheap!
Nikki says:
lol nice!
russ0r says:
wanted to do it this year but, oh well ! no good fireworks where i am
stupid fountains
Nikki says:
Awwww
Next question is Playstation or Xbox?
russ0r says:
Neither
i dont play on consoles usually
Nikki says:
well if you had to choose one which would you choose?
russ0r says:
playstation
Nikki says:
Yuck
russ0r says:
lol only because xbox is microsoft
Nikki says:
Ohhhhh Bill Gates is gon git you!
russ0r says:
with what a blue screen of death?
Nikki says:
Mmhmmm lol
russ0r says:
been there done that
too good for blue screen anymore
Nikki says:
lol
Nikki says:
lol
Ok on the last question!
lol after 3.5 hours is it
Awesomest person in IC? You can skip answering that one cuz everyone knows that its the Grand Moff!

russ0r says:
that ones easy
it’s me
Nikki says:
lmao!
Nuh uh!
Is meeeee
russ0r says:
ok, and then me
Nikki says:
well i guess that makes this interview officially done, unless you want to add something
Ok me you and then everyone else lol
russ0r says:
lol, hmmm, only thing i can add is IC is great and thanks to anyone that cared to read all of this
Nikki says:
lol and thank you for the interview!

This week’s Summary will include news on: our 8 new KoF’s for July, our newest BFTP Graduate, Smack a Noob Weekly Review, IC’s Shout Box and Forum Party, Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, the Winning Entries in last Week’s Haiku Contest, SOTW Contest, COTW Contest, and POTW Contest.

NEW KEEPERS OF THE FLAME FOR JULY 2009

It is with great pleasure that the Councils of Flame awards the following members the ranking of “Keeper of the Flame“. This prestigious medal is awarded to members who have displayed exemplary activity and devotion to our alliance. This temporary rank is held for one month and also comes with access to a dedicated forum specifically for KOF’s to talk amongst themselves. Their names will also appear in purple on the forum.

May we present to you our Keepers of the Flame for July 2009:

• Freelunch
  
• Th3Punish3r
• Smileygirl
• big_wolf
• m2ksforsuper
• Nask0
• colloso
• kungfoobunny

Congratulations to you all!

THE BLACK FLAME TRAINING PROGRAM

The BFTP has a new graduate!

Congratulations to...

Th3Punish3r

Please join me in spamming him congratulations, it is well deserved for all the hard work he has completed!

Black Flame is the highest rank a member can gain without being voted.
It can only be achieved by completion of the Black Flame Training Program.
Any Black Flame has shown true commitment to the alliance and fully deserves this prestigious title.

Do you have what it takes to complete IC’s Black Flame Training Program?
Check out the Gold BFTP here…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=5765

Apply for the Gold Black Flame Training Program here…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=8696

Join the Gold BFTP now!

SMACK A NOOB WEEKLY REVIEW

Courtesy of our SMACK A NOOB WEEKLY targets: iDrop & Demon955

Thursday’s mass on iDrop, held in conjunction with THG, yielded 1,297 kills!
With 1,008 of those kills occurring within the first 4 minutes!

Friday’s mass on Demon955, held in conjunction with THG and VL, has yielded over 6,000 kills to date.
With 5,472 of those coming from IC!
(965 were THG & 345 were VL)

Thank you to everyone that was able to participate!

IC’S SHOUT BOX AND FORUM PARTY

Hosted by THE FLAME THROWERS COMMITTEE!
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=517

Well we did not reach our goal of breaking the current record of MOST USERS EVER ONLINE, but we did have great fun running amok and wreaking havoc on the forum!

From shout box quizzes to smiley spam, riddles to math puzzles, word searches to sudoku, and optical illusions to hidden pictures, the FHC thanks all those who were able to make it!

Congratulations to the winners of our 3 shout box quizzes…

smileygirl aka goody88
dtph
Mama aka Mamaquis

Looks like IC’s forum stats for most users ever online will remain at 39 for now!

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes):

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Inanition

Meaning: mental or spiritual hollowness

CONTEST WINNERS

SOTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=233

Congratulations to…
Tac_alley aka doomreaperjr
..for winning last week’s SOTW contest!

Theme: Freestyle

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
ClanOCobthnaigh
..for winning last week’s Haiku contest!

Theme: Fireworks

Bury, light and watch.
Screaming far into the sky,
light blossoms above.

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
Tac_alley aka doomreaperjr
..for winning last week’s COTW contest!

“Quick cut to commercial we forgot the ketchup!”

POTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=509

Congratulations to…
dtph
..for winning last week’s POTW contest!

Theme: Orange

This week’s Summary will include news on: Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, Josh’s Comic Strip, and the Winning Entries in last Week’s Haiku Contest, CTTP Contest, SOTW Contest, and COTW Contest.

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by LivingDeadGirl666:

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

This week’s fun fact was submitted by Jon010 aka DestroyerXtremes:

On average people fear spiders more than death.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Floccinaucinihilipilification

Meaning: describing something as worthless

JOSH’S COMIC STRIP

This week’s comic strip was submitted by Jon010 aka LivingDeadGirl666:

CONTEST WINNERS

SOTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=233

Congratulations to…
Mama aka Mamaquis
..for winning last week’s SOTW contest!

Theme: Chaos

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
Red_tiger
..for winning last week’s Haiku contest!

Theme: Success

success is measured,
not against others, but you.
Otherwise you fail!

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

Congratulations to…
Freelunch
..for winning last week’s CTTP contest!

Enter this week’s CTTP contest or vote for your
favorite CTTP story in this week’s poll!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
PwnOfTheDead
..for winning last week’s COTW contest!

“She knows how to sync the iPod with her Mac but it doesn’t stop her dribbling on it…”

This week’s Summary will include news on: our newest HKA Graduate, Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, Josh’s Comic Strip, Council Interview, the Winning Entries in last Week’s SOTW Contest, COTW Contest, and POTW Contest.

THE HELLFIRE KNIGHTS

The HKA has a new graduate!

Congratulations to…

Cappodocious

Please join me in spamming him congratulations, it is well deserved for all the hard work he has completed!

The requirements criteria for joining the HKA include the following…

~ Minimum Of 25 Forum Posts ~
~ In Game Ranking Of Ember Or Higher ~
~ Must Be Between Level 20 - 50 ~
~ Must Have A Minimum Population Of 20,000 ~

~ Must Meet The Following Level Requirements For Offense and Spy Offense ~
Level 20 - Offense: 2,160,000 Spy Offense: 324,000
Level 25 - Offense: 2,700,000 Spy Offense: 388,800
Level 30 - Offense: 2,700,000 Spy Offense: 453,600
Level 40 - Offense: 3,996,000 Spy Offense: 561,600
Level 50 - Offense: 4,320,000 Spy Offense: 648,000

For full details check the HKA topic here…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=696

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by LivingDeadGirl666:

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

This week’s fun fact was submitted by Jon010 aka DestroyerXtremes:

Every second over 7,000 Coca-Cola products are consumed.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Perspicacious

Meaning: having keen mental perception and understanding

JOSH’S COMIC STRIP

This week’s comic strip was submitted by Jon010 aka DestroyerXtremes:

CONTEST WINNERS

SOTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=233

Congratulations to…
Starfish21
..for winning last week’s SOTW contest!

Theme: Terminator

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
WDFlDarth
..for winning last week’s COTW contest!

“Statue mocks presidential candidate”

POTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=509

Congratulations to…

WDFlDarth

..for winning last week’s POTW contest!

Theme: Cars

COUNCIL INTERVIEW

This month’s Council Interview is with none other than our very own beloved Flame Lady, Evil_Rowan, courtesy of our very own, Nikki!  Read on, if you dare!

Nikki says:
Hi

Evil Rowan™ says:
hello
Nikki says:
Ok Rowan, would you like to submit a photo?
Nikki says:
For publishing with the interview lol
its optional

Evil Rowan™ says:
just use my usual one
ok let’s get this party started before raven asks any more questions
Nikki says:
lol
age, sex, location?

Evil Rowan™ says:
41 almost 42, Female and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Evil Rowan™ says:
Excuse the weird answers but Raven is singing in my ear and making the wierdest noises

Nikki says:
lmao tell him to shaddup!

What do you like most in IC?

Evil Rowan™ says:
That’s a no-brainer. The members. Awesome people

Nikki says:
I agree with that

Evil Rowan™ says:
I dont normally like people so that’s saying something
Nikki says:
lol
whats your favorite contest in IC?

Evil Rowan™ says:
I would have to say SOTW because I am GFX challenged and seeing what these guys come up with.
Nikki says:
Yea we have some really good GFX artists
Do you have any hobbies other than DT?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Yes I writing and playing classical piano and heaps of other things but DT has consumed my life lol

Nikki says:
I’v always wanted to master the piano
Who invited you to IC?

Evil Rowan™ says:
I’ve played since I was about six but having said that I also did Ballet

Nikki says:
Oh! wow
Evil Rowan™ says:
Zabeth invited me. She was an awesome member of IC and I have a lot of respect for her.

Nikki says:
Im impressed!

Evil Rowan™ says:
oh dont be

Nikki says:
lol why not?

Evil Rowan™ says:
I wanted to do Highland Dancing but my mother thought I was a clutz and made me do Ballet to become graceful. You can’t make an albatross into a swan I say

Nikki says:
What is this Highland Dancing that you speak of?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Scottish dancing

Nikki says:
Thats what i thought it was
Yanno… its for the people who dont know what it is…
in IC..
Yeeea

Evil Rowan™ says:
but nooooooo had to do ballet which I watching but when the guy that is supposed to catch you , runs away and starts c.rying you know ur not meant to be a ballerina

Nikki says:
Awwwww lol
Ok i’m moving into member questions now

Evil Rowan™ says:
ooh noooooo

Nikki says:
Ohhhh yes!
Red Tiger asks…
How do you keep Raven in line?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Well seeing as that Raven is 6′6″ it is not an easy task. I’ve to outlay a fair amount of money acquiring specific appliances to help me with that.

Nikki says:
lol those things come in handy

Evil Rowan™ says:
yes, yes they do

Nikki says:
Lions or tigers?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Oh that is easy. I just White Tigers or as they are correctly called Panthera tigris.

Nikki says:
I’m learning
What did you do to FP and Don for revealing the secret recipe of Pyro cookies?

Evil Rowan™ says:
The funny thing about that is that they think they have the secret recipe for Pyro cookies. *insert evil cackle here* Poor poor fools
Nikki says:
I wonder what they’ve been feeding us!
Ewww

Evil Rowan™ says:
One thing you learn after being in IC a while is who to take food from and who not to. Those two - you need to run away from when they come bearing gifts lol

Nikki says:
Yes lol
How do you put up with dtph’s questions?

Thats sounded mean typing that
RT thats mean
Evil Rowan™ says:
I have the greatest respect for dtph though I have to admit that most of the time his questions are far too intellectual for me. Hmm what exactly is in that coffee of his? Perhaps I need to be drinking a cup or twa of his special brew.
Nikki says:
Yea i dont understand his questions either
lol
Evil Rowan™ says:
I suck at interviews btw lol
Nikki says:
lol your not bad at interviews
Evil Rowan™ says:
especially when I have Raven whispering stuff into my ear and distracting me.

Nikki said:
lol
Ok RTs last question is…
Who has been the best EC Steward (other than yourself)?

Evil Rowan™ said:
The best EC Steward other than myself?
Nikki said:
Thaaats the question lol
Evil Rowan™ said:
Honestly, I’m not going to single out one person. Every one has their own unique way of doing things and has been great for one reason or another. I loved being EC Steward and was proudly IC’s first half n half. Half EA and Half Pyro before anyone asks lol.

Nikki says:
welcome back
Evil Rowan™ says:
thank you for having me back
Nikki says:
lol your veddy veddy welcome
Ok so we were about to move onto Dtph’s questions
Dtph asks… What is the millionth lexicographic permutation of the digits 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9?

I think you should google that!
Evil Rowan™ says:
no need for google
Nikki says:
Thats incredible lol cuz i think i need it

Evil Rowan™ says:
def permutations :
“”" Return all permutations of a given list. This function
assumes every element of the list is unique. “”"
if len <= 1:
yield li
else:
for el in li:
for p in permutations([e for e in li if not e == el]):
yield [el] + p

but li where the smileys are lol

Usage:

>>>for p in permutations(’abc’):
print p

[’a', ‘b’, ‘c’]
[’a', ‘c’, ‘b’]
[’b', ‘a’, ‘c’]
[’b', ‘c’, ‘a’]
[’c', ‘a’, ‘b’]
[’c', ‘b’, ‘a’]

The most important thing to recognize is that this is a generator, so it produces only as many results as are required. That is, instead of a method that produces every permutation, perhaps accumulating to a list of results, and then displays all results at once, this function produces one result at a time. The huge payoff is that if I want to find the first n permutations of a long sequence, I don’t have to waste time producing all permutations even though I only need the first few. Another bonus: because the list is passed to the function in lexicographic order, permutations are produced in lexicographic order.

Nikki says:
lol ok
Next question from Dtph is…
Will anybody ever manage to answer my questions?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Project Euler blah blah blah

Nikki says:
Was the recipe for the pyro cookies changed after it was made public?

Evil Rowan™ says:
They never used the correct recipe to begin with. The recipe is tattooed on me in a secret code only known to very few

Nikki says:
Next question is from Mamaquis
Or Mama
Evil Rowan™ says:
ok
Nikki says:
which/who’s tears sustain you the most?
and why?

Evil Rowan™ says:
It is the tears of all my minions that sustain me. They nuture me, nourish me. *insert evil cackle here* and also may just be one of the secret ingredients to my cookies

Nikki says:
Lol i hopes not!
Cookies are good
Right??
Evil Rowan™ says:
cookies could be a WMD (weapon of mass destruction) if in the wrong hands

Nikki says:
heh heh heh heh
lol
Nikki says:
Jon has asked you like a bazillion questions
I may be narty and skip a few of the boring ones lol
Here is his first… Who would you vaporise first if you had the chance to?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Now this may get me into trouble
are we talking DT or RL
Nikki says:
lol i guess either

Evil Rowan™ says:
I’ll keep it to DT because I don’t want to offend anyone
I would vaporise one particular alliance that is getting on my nerves and if it was up to me I would vaporise them one by one and laugh as they blow up into a zillion tiny pieces and scatter into the wind.
Nikki says:
Thats how i wana go
lol
Question number 2…
How did you feel when you became Flame Lady?

Evil Rowan™ says:
I was so worried tbh. I thought either everyone would leave or the strong alliances would see this as a chance to declare war on IC. Even though I knew I was to be FL one day it wasnt until I woke up one morning and people were congratulating me and I saw TK snuck up behind me and made me FL without telling me. There is a lot involved but I have to say if I was to ever lead an alliance, Im glad its IC

Nikki says:
Me too
And just because your a female leader doesnt mean other alliances would gang up on IC
Cuz i’d have to open a can of asparagas!

Evil Rowan™ says:
I wasn’t so sure. I have no idea what you mean by the asparagus but I’ll take the empty cans and make one of those home made listening devices and go put it up against the of irritating alliances and see what they have planned.

Nikki says:
lmao i didnt wana say a can of whoop ass

Question 3 from Jon
If one person has 5 apples, and another steals 1001 litres of milk from him, what will the volume of the first person’s tears be?

Evil Rowan™ says:
If I promise to kill you quickly will you ouch who threw that? How did Raven get into this interview. I am being nice ..sheesh. No privacy these days

Nikki says:
He will get hit with a hammer!

Evil Rowan™ says:
seems I need to be training him a little better but i ran out of liver treats
Nikki says:
lol just give him a shoe

Evil Rowan™ says:
Raven says:
*hello to the IC peoples

next

Nikki says:
When did you join IC?

Evil Rowan™ says:
ANZAC Day (April 25th) 2007
It seems like so much longer than that but really just over 2 years

Nikki says:
Sweet
Evil Rowan™ says:
Loved it from day 1

I would wipe a tear if I could Evil Rowan™ says:
Its changed a lot tho
Nikki says:
I imagine!

Evil Rowan™ says:
One of the things I d the most was that there were women in power
Now its getting like that again
Nikki says:
Heck yea! lol not many females, but enough to overthrow the males!

Next Q is
5. What’s the most enjoyable aspect of IC?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Meeting and interacting with people from all walks of life. I have met so many awesome people in IC, its just a shame that they are so far away. Except for Jon he’s about an hour away and Milly too and Daneo all about an hour away. That and I get to be all evil and kill things
Nikki says:
I think thats pretty cool.
I can say i’v talked to someone from Australia
lol
Evil Rowan™ says:
oh I voice chatting on msn or skype or yahoo even lol
Nikki says:
Your accent is neat
Evil Rowan™ says:
i to hear the different accents and stuff

lol I have to say you didnt sound like I thought you would.
Nikki says:
lol really?
I thought i wouldnt be able to understand you at first!
But you speak clearly
Evil Rowan™ says:
yep.. wasnt really sure how you would sound and it was a little hard to hear you amongst all the questions from your kiddies
Yah Im edumacated
Nikki says:
lol

Evil Rowan™ says:
i hate my voice tho
Nikki says:
Theres nothing wrong with your voice! Its very charming

Evil Rowan™ says:
I should have done this on voice and we could have uploaded the voice chat
Nikki says:
Thaaaaat would have saved us soooo much time! lol

heres another one from Jon
Evil Rowan™ says:
eeps
i thought i killed him already
Nikki says:
lol
i told you he has a bazillion questions!
I have just let Fred out on shoe expo day. What do you do?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Hit him with a pair of my size 11 manolos
being careful not to damage them of course

actually i dont have manolos. i do have size11 doc martens tho
so i’d hit him with those.. better squish factor

Nikki says:
What are in your cookies?

Evil Rowan™ says:
what are in my cookies lets see. I can say there really is only one ingredient
hard to find its scientific name is Nunya

Nikki says:
What is admin like?

Evil Rowan™ says:
soooo many coloured bu.ttons. I’m surprised TK has let me around those especially the big red one. OOh it is so tempting but i’ve been warned not to go around pushing peoples bu.ttons so I wont
and I pushing peoples ons
especially the on of one feathered birdie on a wooden horse
Nikki says:
lol im sure TK will plead insanity when you push them

Evil Rowan™ says:
personally I think its stupid that Laz has put the disband alliance b.utton next to any of the other b.uttons
Nikki says:
Yea someone could mess up lol not you but yanno anyone with an alliance

Evil Rowan™ says:
but being red is cool
Nikki says:
Ok can i skip Jons next 9 questions
theres all about math
Evil Rowan™ says:
please do
remind me to vaporise him later
Nikki says:
lol if you want you can answer them in the forum

Evil Rowan™ says:
um nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
im mathematically challenged
Nikki says:
lol
me too
Ok LDGs questions are..
Favorite color?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Yes everyone will rush to tell me its not a color but an amalgamation of all colors combined but it’s BLACK. BLACK IS MAH FAVORITE COLOR. Then purple

Nikki says:
Living or Dead?

Evil Rowan™ says:
hmm
that is a hard one. I would have to say Dead. Nothing screams fun as much as standing at the end of someones bed with a sheet over your head going booooooooogedy boooooooooooooogedy!

Nikki says:
Favorite Author?

Evil Rowan™ says:
James Joyce

Nikki says:
Favorite Movie Genre?

Evil Rowan™ says:
Horror and Sci-Fi
especially vampire movies
i my vampire movies oh and zombie movies

COUNCIL INTERVIEW WITH ROWAN TO BE CONTINUED…

This week’s Summary will include news on: IC’s War Ceremony, the Blacklist Team, Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, and the Winning Entries in last Week’s Haiku Contest, CTTP Contest, SOTW Contest, and COTW Contest.

IC’S WAR CEREMONY

Courtesy of our very beloved Flame Lady Evil_Rowan and our very proud War Master RavenNewblood!

IC’s War Ceremony was held on Saturday, June 13th at 19:30 DTT and hosted via our IRC.

The names of all those who participated in some way towards the war were announced and awarded our special TalMaheRa War Participation medal!

Here, in no particular order, is a full list of all TMR War Participants.

Kungfoobunny
big_wolf
m2ksforsuper
virginaldeath
RavenNewblood
Nask0
colloso
Dadi
Hemostat
ClanOCobthnaigh
Mordengard
carlovers
lillebri
Jesusfreak2888
dtph
Dandon
freelunch
Diablo99
Mavek
Jugernaut
Aritani
xcaliber79
ofc_butterbean
dio4257
Chorlton
Cebhfhionn
Glog_the_Irritator
L_14_N
Evil_Rowan
R0N1N
E1_Ace
mayhem790
itsmemike
Nikki79335
Robertin
jillcldz
theECC
Patukka69
Ron1n
KevTheMagnificent
spepper
Blaze
BloodCry
Ramesh_war
Mamaquis
wdragon101
Dirago
King_Arthur_IIII
Moleton
BUJUK
Zelmo
doomreaperjr
Nadinalyn
baklang_hitman_aaww
Dosadi69
mart26
tamm072
JamesRevan
ereinion
Angel_of_Zazzerath
General_Bling
Andrei_c
amourslove
nyx_ss
Magic_Guy
LivingDeadGirl666
roninsmri
elphina
daneo
fkpawlfc
Th3Punish3r
Amator69
mus3na
hittman1
suntroman
Starfish21
Bloodcry
Rebel_sena71
Mwang
MasterOfLords
Tougan
kokrull
beniboi23
Uther_Lightbringer7
DeadlyPoison
jok3r02
Diamond4
TeTOA
mwang
Red_Tiger
Batcok
shin15
chicanois
ATTACKMENOW
Thekolt

For those not able to attend, fear not, a complete account of the War Ceremony was recorded.
You can check out the War Ceremony Transcript posted in the Senate here…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=13979

Congratulations to all medal winners!

THE BLACKLIST TEAM

Ahrixinos’ Blacklist
C/O Nikki

Hate being massed or farmed? Yea, we dont like it either! Did you know IC has a blacklist forum? Well it sure does! With currently 5 active Blacklist Specialists they are constantly looking over blacklist requests. Our Specialists also known as blacklist mods handle the cases diplomatically, but if your foe fails to heed to diplomacy, Hellfire Knights has their way with them. Targets are uploaded to the PWC and are then open for attack. Whats that? You want me to back it up a bit? Ohhhh right! The PWC is the Personalize War Centre. Developed by Thekolt and Dtph, they have made it super easy to search for targets! If you’ve been on the forum, I’m sure you’ve noticed the icons at the top of the board index, you know.. the ones that look like they’re coming at you when you move your mouse cursor over them fast. if you notice theres a circular target icon, click it. It brings you to the PWC. Enter your DT Nickname, Alliance we share the pwc with allies, Level, Offense, Spy Offense. Click ‘get targets’ and WHAM theres the targets within your range who you are able to defeat.

Blacklist requests are usually handled once a BL Specialist views it. When posting a BL request, there are a few rules you have to follow. This makes it more organized to review your case. Now dont get your undies in a bunch just yet, they are simple rules! To get you rolling, I’ll list them for you.

You must have in your DT profile that you are a member of Incinerators. Any shape, form, or fashion is fine! As long as it there. If not, you will not receive any blacklist assistance.

Enemies you want to have blacklisted have had to participate in an organized mass attack against you or have attacked you 3 or more times.

These rules also apply to any spying, assassinations, and infiltrations. Now that you know the rules, heres how to post a BL request. Your topic title should look like:

Attackers name (level) VS. Your DT name

In the body of the post, you must copy and paste all defensive logs you have from the attacker. Along with any messages or other information you want to add.

But what if a fellow alliance member or an ally attacks you? We have a special for that too called Friendly Fire (FF). It’s located in the blacklist section of the forum. Yes I will be posting links! Scroll down a bit and you’ll see them.

Reporting a FF attack is almost identical to posting a Bl request. However, you will only need to post proof of 1 attack. If our BL Mods send a diplomatic message to them, but they still attack you, you must send an official DT log in-game to the Specialist who is sorting your case.

Hopefully some of you have learned something today! Here are the links I promised you:
Ahrixinos’ Blacklist Main Forum
Blacklist Requests
Blacklist Rules
How to post a BL Topic

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by LivingDeadGirl666:

Help Tech Support?!

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User..

_____________________________________
REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under ! Warnings-Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

This week’s fun fact was submitted by Jon010 aka DestroyerXtremes:

A tortoise can live up to 140 years old.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Defenestration

Meaning: act of throwing someone or something out of a window

CONTEST WINNERS

SOTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=233

Congratulations to…
Aritani
..for winning last week’s SOTW contest!

Theme: Music

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
Freelunch
..for winning last week’s Haiku contest!

Theme: Rainfall

the heat sears the earth
and the clouds begin crying
the plants are thankful

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

Congratulations to…
Freelunch
..for winning last week’s CTTP contest!

Enter this week’s CTTP contest or vote for your
favorite CTTP story in this week’s poll!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
Tac_alley aka doomreaperjr
..for winning last week’s COTW contest!

“when manchestered united wins…”

This week’s Summary will include news on: IC’s War Against TMR, Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, and the Winning Entries in last Week’s Haiku Contest, SOTW Contest, COTW Contest, and POTW Contest.

IC’S LASTEST WAR AGAINST TMR

The IRC went ballistic and after only 4 hours of massing, the war against TMR had ended!

TOTAL OFFICIAL KILLS: 66,413

Congratulations to all who were able to participate!

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by LivingDeadGirl666:

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS CONT…
Actual writings from hospital charts
10. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
11. She is numb from her toes down.
12. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
13. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
14. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
15. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
16. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
17. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
18. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

This week’s fun fact was submitted by Jon010 aka DestroyerXtremes:

To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Confabulate

Meaning: to chat

CONTEST WINNERS

SOTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=233

Congratulations to…
Elendyr
..for winning last week’s SOTW contest!

Theme: Insects

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
Freelunch, PwnOfTheDead, and ClanOCobthnaigh
..for winning last week’s Haiku contest!

Theme: Memorials

A fallen hero
Sacrificed for his country
To be remembered

After all this war,
we take time to remember…
recall how to love.

Laying down flowers
Next to one stone in a sea
I remember him

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

Enter this week’s CTTP contest or vote for your
favorite CTTP story in this week’s poll!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
Master_tigerclaw and doomreaperjr
..for winning last week’s COTW contest!

“I’ve got my eyes on you!” and “wing diggity, thats thats going to need quite the moisterizer”

POTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=509

Congratulations to…
Moloch
..for winning last week’s POTW contest!

Theme: Pets or Animals