IC Weekly Summary (08/25/2008)

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This weeks Oracle Summary will include; the winners of our silver invite contest, the newest DT gold launch summary update, Don’s kitchen, and another shoutbox story.

The Winners of IC’s Silver Invite Contest - August 2008

The winner - for the first place medal - with a total of 1,755 invites is…

Angel_of_Zazzerath

Coming in close at second place - with a total of 1,435 invites is…

Jambronk

Third place - with a total of 460 invites goes to…

dtph

Congratulations to all three!

DT’s Gold Launch - Status Update (8/22)

The newest DT gold launch summary update has been announced!  You can find all of the details here…

http://silver.darkthrone.com/forum/topic/5032

It looks like the tentative date for the end of silver is the 29th, but this is not a definite yet.  As stated by Laz…

“Keep checking the forums daily and we will let you know if that is a definite. I should give a definite on that date by Tues/Wed at the latest.”

Don’s Kitchen

I got a new one for you kiddies and alcoholics out there.

Chocolate Rum Cheesecake:

Ingredients
1 1/4 cups graham cracker crumbs
3/4 cup sugar
2 tablespoons sugar
1/4 cup butter, unsalted melted
6 ounces chocolate (semi-sweet) semi-sweet
1/4 cup rum
1 pound cream cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
5 large eggs

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 325~.
  2. Butter inside of springform pan well andamp; cover the outside (bottom andamp; sides) with a sheet of heavy-duty aluminum foil, shiny side out.
  3. This reflects heat away from cheesecake andamp; prevents it from baking too fast andamp; becoming overcooked.
  4. Mix graham cracker crumbs with 2 tb of the sugar andamp; add melted butter.
  5. Press evenly on bottom and sides of pan; refrigerate until ready to use.
  6. Cut chocolate into small pieces.
  7. Melt in microwave; combine with rum.
  8. Set aside.
  9. Beat cream cheese with electric mixer until light and fluffy.
  10. Gradually beat in sugar, sour cream and vanilla.
  11. Add eggs, one at a time. Mix well.
  12. Place in bowl over a pan of hot water and mix until smooth (do not let water touch bottom of bowl).
  13. Pour about 1 1/4 cups of this batter into a separte bowl and set aside.
  14. Whisk remaining batter with the chocolate, then stir over hot water until smooth.
  15. Take springform pan from refrigerator and fill with chocolate batter.
  16. Gently pour plain batter over top and make swirls down into the chocolate batter with a fork.
  17. Place on middle rack of oven and bake for 50 minutes.
  18. Cool to room temp, remove foil and rim of pan and refrigerate overnight.

Shoutbox story: The Adventures of DM and Jugg

donbigmano — One morning in the realm of cheesecake, Jugg had come up with an idea
Angel — that he and DM should go on a quest to
FracturedPixel — an unknown world in a distant gallaxy
donbigmano — where they could escape the evil Fred’s clutches
Angel — “There has to be a place DM.. Just has to be” Jugg said
FracturedPixel — get out the special compass and see if we went the right way
Angel — said DM to Jugg as he got the compass and map
donbigmano — but back at the vault Fred and BF had been contemplating on how to seek revenge with their thefts
Angel — They knew what they wanted to take, but not how to go about it, since they were a bit ‘challenged’
FracturedPixel — but Fred thought he wanted to play with them for a while and maybe find a shoe or two
donbigmano — and hopefully get fed, but suddenly there was an explosion at the gate
Angel — Fred and BF couldn’t understand what the noise was so they went outside to see
FracturedPixel — DM and Jugg throwing rocks at random building
donbigmano — so Fred immediately gave chase
Angel — yelling and throwing paper rocks back at them
FracturedPixel — but Jugg just pointed and laughed at Fred
donbigmano – and both DM and Jugg jumped through a portal leading to a mysterious realm
Angel — while BF shook his fist at them. Once in the next realm
FracturedPixel – DM seem confused as to how they even got there
donbigmano — but it was of the cheesecake lords will so there could be entertainment
Angel — They heard music that was the most beautiful thing they ever heard…
FracturedPixel — and they began to fall asleep
donbigmano — they woke finally to notice they are in the realm of fluffy ruled by the evil pink poke-a-dotted hello kitty pillow princess
Angel – , the evil twin to Sarahtron
FracturedPixel – who liked to play with travelers as if they were her own special toys
donbigmano — but then the evil princess and sarahtron noticed the newcomers to the realm and began to contemplate
Angel — “Are these the ones to settle our feud?”
FracturedPixel — sarahtron went to the tower of magic spells to consult with the great Nyeka
donbigmano — where a great mischief was afoot
Angel — The Great and Wise Nyeka was notorious for speaking in riddles
FracturedPixel — that seemed to make them way to confused
donbigmano — so the sarahtron decided to seek out the great KS at the castle bar
Angel — where he could be found more often than not,
FracturedPixel – guarding his personal stash of beer from people like DM and Jugg
donbigmano – she then asked his advice on a good way to deal with the intruders
Angel — but as usual, she was about an hour too late for any help from him
FracturedPixel — and he made her go away so he could find a place to sleep
donbigmano — so she reported back to the evil princess that no one was able to help
FracturedPixel – figure out the problem which let Jugg devise a plan to escape
donbigmano — DM came up with the idea to steal her magic staff to create another portal to escape
FracturedPixel — but they saw that they would have to wear a pink outfit to use it
donbigmano – so they devised a plan to infiltrate the castle to find the staff deep in Ny’s magic tower
FracturedPixel — where they figured they could find a spell to make their own staff
donbigmano — but they never guessed how powerful Ny really was
FracturedPixel — that was major mistake, but DM figured it
donbigmano — so they came face to face with the daedric princess of mischief
FracturedPixel — who threatened to turn them into toads of they didn’t start running
donbigmano — but when they began to run, Ny teleported them to the realm of the masticating rhino as revenge
FracturedPixel — where they first met the uniswiffer
donbigmano — they quickly had to find a way out of here, and DM noticed a cave entrance to hide them both in
FracturedPixel — but Jugg’s leg was sticking out of the cave
donbigmano — and the uniswiffer was beginning to chew on his exposed leg
FracturedPixel — Jugg began to scream at DM to throw rocks at it
donbigmano — but it began to devour his leg entirely
FracturedPixel — that was when Jugg realized he could have used his magic stone
donbigmano — so he used his magic stone to teleport them straight to the shrine of the masticating rhino to seek the answer to escape to a safe place before the uniswiffer was able to devour Jugg entirely
FracturedPixel — the masticating rhino just looked at Jugg’s leg and laughed
donbigmano — but out of humility it decided to give them their request and opened a portal
FracturedPixel — to a odd world of clouds and heavy fog that was ihabited by Irish Punk
donbigmano — so DM help carry Jugg with his half-eaten leg to a near by tree
FracturedPixel — hoping that someone might come help Jugg before it was too late
donbigmano — but the tree was actually a creature, but it helped heal Juggs leg
FracturedPixel — it also gave DM a special stick that he said would
donbigmano — allow them to fly through the realm without having to walk, but the daedric prince IP
FracturedPixel — sent them back to visit Ny
donbigmano — where she then asked them how their imagination fared in this dream she instituted on them as punishment for the break in
FracturedPixel — it only lead to dreams of being chased by BF and Fred which wasn’t good enough for Ny
donbigmano — so she decided to make them suffer the ultimate punishment
FracturedPixel — that was none other than being her court jesters
donbigmano — immediately after this they awoke from their dream back in the realm of cheesecake
FracturedPixel — where they were made minions of the Don and sentenced to feed Fred all the shoes in the kingdom
donbigmano — and they finally decided an eternity with Fred was better than what they experienced in their nightmare

IC Weekly Summary (08/16/2008)

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This weeks Oracle Summary will include; our silver invite contest, DT gold launch summary update, our latest council interview, and the latest shoutbox story.

IC’s Silver Invite Contest - August 2008

The Silver Invite Contest will start on Monday, August 18 at 0:00 DT time and will run for 1 week.

You can find all of the contest details here…

http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=4385&st=0

…and of course, what would a contest be without prizes! :)

Medals will be awarded for the top 3 winners!  :D

Hope to see all of you there!

DT’s Gold Launch - Status Update

The launch of DT gold is coming soon!  You can find all of the details here…

http://silver.darkthrone.com/forum/topic/4777

Possible Dates Mentioned: August 23, 30

Council Interview

BF = Beezelvuvnun RT = rojoroaors

rojoroaors: So lets get this started!

beezelbubnun: ok lets start with the basics

beezelbubnun: name age and location? :P

rojoroaors: Roger Grace 39 Milwaukee WI Home of the Brewers and Marquette University!

beezelbubnun: lol

rojoroaors: Next!

beezelbubnun: home of the losers and marquette university eh? :P

beezelbubnun: so when do you hit the big four oh?

rojoroaors: December 22, a Christmas baby!

beezelbubnun: ah lol

beezelbubnun: i would hate that

beezelbubnun: you wouldnt get as many b-day presents :P

rojoroaors: My opinion exactly and I really didn’t mind to much except Igetting combined christmas bday cards!

beezelbubnun: lol as long as they had extra money it would be cool to me :)

beezelbubnun: ok DTPH wants to know

beezelbubnun: (hes a nerd) :P

rojoroaors: oh lord silly questions I am sure!

beezelbubnun: “Is it worth it having the database class as a singleton even though you can’t unit test it?”

rojoroaors: Since I don’t even speak computer I need a translation to american english!

beezelbubnun: ok heres your translation by me :)

beezelbubnun: “Blah blah blah blah blah blah come up with a better question next time DTPH”

beezelbubnun: pretty accurate if you ask me

beezelbubnun: lol it was a pretty lame question

rojoroaors: yep in answer on advise from my attorney No comment!

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: ok the next question from DTPH is “Unix beard, hot or not?”

rojoroaors: Not! eeeWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: they are pretty beast

beezelbubnun: and DTPH’s last question is…..

beezelbubnun: *drum roll*

beezelbubnun: really crapy question coming in

beezelbubnun: 3

beezelbubnun: 2

beezelbubnun: 1

rojoroaors: RATA TAT TAT!

beezelbubnun: “General or special relativity? ”

rojoroaors: Special relatively it cover the best of einstein’s thinking

beezelbubnun: heh

rojoroaors: plus it allows for our altered reality in IC!

beezelbubnun: hooray for special reality then :P

rojoroaors: next question please before I lose my supper laughing out loud!

beezelbubnun: lmao NorthShore wants to know “Have you always been this old?”

beezelbubnun: and “What is your favorite colour?”

rojoroaors: no, i used ot be younger only ben this old for seconds!

rojoroaors: LOL let me correct that!

rojoroaors: No, I used to be younger only been this old for a few seconds!

beezelbubnun: actually the correct answer would be no you have never been this old but you were that old a second ago :P

rojoroaors: only if you want to be over literal!

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: well maybe I do

beezelbubnun: ok you ready

rojoroaors: YEP!

beezelbubnun: I’m going to shoot all 3 of juggernauts questions at you at once

beezelbubnun:
“Why the name Red_Tiger?
What are your hobbies?
Are you don’s minion too?”

rojoroaors: Because my mickmname in my family is rojo which is spanish for Red and I love all big cats but especially tigers reading writing and taking over other peoples minions and no don only thinks I belong to him! I am currently and independent contractor with Nyeka!

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: jambronk asks “lion or cheetah? lol tiger is not an answer ”

rojoroaors: next?

beezelbubnun: lol

rojoroaors: Actually chettahs!

rojoroaors: I like Chester!

beezelbubnun: Darth Mauled asks ” What’s your favourite Subspecies of tiger? Why tiger and not lion? What do u love most on IC?”

rojoroaors: I love all species but if I have to name just one I like Bengals best so majestic!

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: thay are a  crapy football team though :P

rojoroaors: Tiger are solitary huinters while lions especially the males are lazy creature which let the women do the hunting then take the best!

rojoroaors: the family feeling I have had since I joined in June of 2006

rojoroaors: Hey never said I was a fan of the football team that would BE Green Bay PACKERS

beezelbubnun: psshh I’m a Bronco’s fan :)

beezelbubnun: you might want to prepare yourself

rojoroaors: Oh well the horses are good also!

beezelbubnun: the next question is from Don :P

rojoroaors: OK, bring it on!

beezelbubnun: you like my cheesecake?
and can i have the lion for a snack if you don’t want it?

rojoroaors: Yes your cheesecake is Good , so Good I stole all the chocalate covered ones! And by all mean I say as I throw it toward’s don’s vault!

beezelbubnun: lol

rojoroaors: tough old beast though!

beezelbubnun: he’ll probably feed it to fred… I wonder if he noticed that fred is dead and FP is actually eating all the food he puts in there :P

rojoroaors: I noticed but he says he has over 1000 freds!

rojoroaors: =))

rojoroaors: any ither questions?

beezelbubnun: mmhmm

beezelbubnun: Epi asks…. I really need to start limiting her questions :P

beezelbubnun: but anyways she asks “What do you think your best quality is as a person, could be physical or emotional. What year would you say Foo (BF) and I will be married? What do you do for fun? Were you allowed to peek at your questions before the interview?”

rojoroaors: My intelligence is my best quality. foo and nikki will be married in 2009! FUn whats that, I read about 6 books a week and I wirte haikus and short stories! and I bowl and go to Church!

rojoroaors: No I did not peek even though it probably would be easy enough!

beezelbubnun: bowling = awesome :)

rojoroaors: I used to bowl but then I got online!

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: ok back to the boring questions :P

beezelbubnun: what is your best memory of the IC?

rojoroaors: I will try to spice up the answers!  Best memory is just recent the amount of support i got from EA’s Pyro’s and Moderator when I stated I was taking a No hold barred position on homophobic statements and outed Myself as gay!

rojoroaors: Next would be when I was an ambassdor between Brujah and IC the loving support I had from Nyeka and wanton_desires

beezelbubnun: good ol Wanton we all miss her :(

rojoroaors: Yep and jen hasn’t been around for a while either >:)

beezelbubnun: nope

beezelbubnun: and we all miss 33 to :(

rojoroaors: especially me as I had to take over the HK squad 3!

beezelbubnun: lol

rojoroaors: For awhile I was in charge of squad 3 and squad 4 and HKA!

beezelbubnun: dang

rojoroaors: busy busy us EA’s!

beezelbubnun: lol yup

beezelbubnun: who invited you to the ic?

rojoroaors: I don’t remember but Magogs was my Mentor!

beezelbubnun: ah

beezelbubnun: who are your 3 favorite IC members?

rojoroaors: current or all time?

beezelbubnun: both start with current

rojoroaors: current Nyeka, 33, and cappo!

rojoroaors: all time slordaz, Evil Rowan, and nyeka!  and limiting to thre is hard for all time!

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: who is your favorite male and favorite female EA?

rojoroaors: female epi male hard choice but probably cappodocious!

rojoroaors: I can’t choose myself right? >:)

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: nope

beezelbubnun: what is your favorite thing to do in the ic?

rojoroaors: Helping people! I especially like updating farms though good spy training!

rojoroaors: any others?

beezelbubnun: ummm

beezelbubnun: pick a number from 1 - 100

rojoroaors: 69

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: wrong nope thats all :P

rojoroaors: Been fun! i have a question for you!

beezelbubnun: ok

rojoroaors: What did you think of my pranks on the latest news this week?

beezelbubnun: Mummble mummble mummble

beezelbubnun: I’ll get you back for that

beezelbubnun: by the way everyone BF = PURE GENIUS!!!

rojoroaors: promises promises! so angel said she came up with a question for me did you receive it from her?

beezelbubnun: oh crap right

beezelbubnun: lol

beezelbubnun: “What kind of a mood were you in when you picked your name?”

rojoroaors: Happy! it is an offshoot of my yahoo name rojoroaors which is my nickname rojo and a roar of a big cat!

beezelbubnun: lol

rojoroaors: Well of to bed have to be up in 6 and 1/2 hours!

beezelbubnun: later

Shoutbox Story - Dtph and The Quest for the Alien Brick Pillow

donbigmano: In the realm of fluff one day there was a creature so elusive the crazy don quested for it to be examined

FracturedPixel: but all the scientists had run away leaving only dtph there in the building

donbigmano: dtph began to complain about having to go so don sent for fred to come and escort him to the portal

FracturedPixel: dtph began to complain about having to go so don sent for fred to come and escort him to the portal

donbigmano: After self assurance from Fred to be on his way he entered the portal that took him to the land of

FracturedPixel: spooky forests and ugly marches of the hypnotoads lair that was guarded by KS

donbigmano: He then seeked out the ruler of this realm to ask where he could find this elusive creature

FracturedPixel: however, he fell under the trance of the hypnotoad and taken away by the frog minions

donbigmano: They then took the decaffeinated dtph to the lair of the hynotoad where the creature speaks

FracturedPixel: only in random grunts that he had trouble understanding, was assured that he was safe for now until the evil bats came out at night

donbigmano: He then had to figure out how to communicate with this creature to hopeful find what he has been looking for

FracturedPixel: he remember the magic stone that he had found in the swamp and though it might work

donbigmano: To make matters worse it was becoming night and he had to hurry before the evil bat creatures came out to play

FracturedPixel: finally the hypnotoad tired of this and called KS to help dtph write down the instructions

donbigmano: KS immediately followed orders but knowing KS dtph wasn’t going directly to his desired destination

FracturedPixel: so he made sure that dtph had enough coffee to keep him awake with special effect that would

donbigmano: keep the evil bats at bay with evil music from those evil elevators in buildings

FracturedPixel: that also required dtph to wear ear muffs to block the sound to stop him from going insane

donbigmano: but it didn’t help because the sound is just too powerful for normal minds to resist. dtph begins to loose his mind on the way to his next objective

FracturedPixel: just when he though things were getting better he found himself in a new land

donbigmano: The new land of LDG where the crazy bunny creatures and coconut headed crab people mock the evil bat creatures taunting them with even worse evil elevator music from the 1930s

FracturedPixel: the bats went crazy and died on the spot from the horrible music and dtph went into deeper state of insanity

donbigmano: the little bit of sanity he had left told him to seek out the ruler of this realm and see if she could help him

FracturedPixel: he realized that he had to walk through a field full crazy bunny creatures that were much larger than normal

donbigmano: dtph had suspected maybe spore gas might have leaked into this field, but then he noticed something

FracturedPixel: that bunnies were just cardboard cut outs and the real danger was the crabs

donbigmano: its true he failed to remember that the coconut headed crab people occupied this realm, but it was already too late

FracturedPixel: as they were hungry and though he looked like a good meal

donbigmano: they decided the ruler of the realm would like the taste better

FracturedPixel: so they transported him to the ruler with just a few minor bruises from falling down the mountain once

donbigmano: or twice really because our minion calculator was eaten by Fred yesterday.

FracturedPixel: which of course means that it might have been more times, but dtph came down with amnesia and now thought he was BF

donbigmano: anyways he was carted off to LDG the mistress of evil and batso bunny and crab creatures

FracturedPixel: she asked why he was here and to stop stepping on the crabs

donbigmano: after dtph was done stomping on her precious crabs she opened a portal for him to leave the realm but it was to Rowan’s paradise

FracturedPixel: that seemed empty when he first looked, but he then saw

donbigmano: the bird shaped flamingo cat sheep thing which was going to eat him

FracturedPixel: he wondered if this was some weird form of the uniswiffer that BF had created

donbigmano: but suddenly it was on the run, and dtph wondered why such a fearsome creature could scare away like that

FracturedPixel: he was honestly mind boggled by this event until he saw the large sand squid

donbigmano: The sand squid must have been 6 inches tall because had already run when it slithered near it. he knew though its size wasn’t the scary part but the gas it released was known to cause stains in your nice laundry

FracturedPixel: he started collecting large pieces of oddly colored bark to make a shield so he wouldn’t stain his his shirt that Raven had sent him

donbigmano: But it was to late. The giant 6 inch tall sand squid had sent out a powerful shockwave sending him all the way to the land of fluff where the alien brick pillow resided

FracturedPixel: that last fall made him remember who he really was and why he set out on the mission

donbigmano: He then remembered his objective being the alien brick pillow, but there he was face to face with his destiny

FracturedPixel: and he just couldn’t believe that it was real, maybe it was just a bad dream and he never left

donbigmano: but there it was making a run for another portal but dtph is following it closely

FracturedPixel: and remembered the lasso fred had given him made of shoe strings

donbigmano: he quickly roped the beast as it was entering another portal this time teleporting them back to the realm of don

FracturedPixel: where he was once again met up with Fred who just gave him a fiendish grin

donbigmano: don had seen this creature with his own two eyes and said this is the most bizarre thing i have seen and preceded to make it fred’s slave

FracturedPixel: for some reason fred really seemed to like making it interesting dishes made from shoes stolen from Jugg

donbigmano: Fred and the alien brick pillow soon fell in love, but dtph was the one hearing it now from don

FracturedPixel: when he was commanded to be fred’s best man

donbigmano: Once married the had little alien brick pillow fred type cat creatures, which dtph’s final punishment was to baby-sit these creatures till the end of the earth

FracturedPixel: where they believe they would go to paradise and live forever

donbigmano: but dtph’s coffee supply finally ran out on their honeymoon finally completing dtph’s madness and thus ending the tale of his quest to find the alien brick pillow

The End

IC Weekly Summary (08/09/2008)

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This weeks summary will include; KoH war honors and the latest council interview.

KoH War Honors

The war honors are based on the number of logs uploaded and processed in the PWC. We know there are many people who have been fighting without uploading the logs, but we cannot award them as we don’t know what their activity was. Remember: uploading logs to the PWC is the only measurement we have, the only way of showing your war and black list effort, and the only way of getting recognized and awarded for it.

During the war 15624 uploads have been submitted in the PWC containing 8994 attack, 3378 spy, 1462 infiltration and 1159 assassination logs. I’m sure you’ll agree this is an excellent effort!

Based on those results, following medals have been awarded:

1st Class Kingdom of Hell War Medal:
Angel_of _Zazzerath, angellspire, Bananaicecream, cappodocious, chicanois, dtph, elfsky774, ELITEcommander, FracturedPixel, Genaral_TS, GrandDad, hellborn1978, Hemostat, KaylaDarkstar, kingluffy, knightstorms, LivingDeadGirl666, magogs, Nikki79335, oldest_balm, purplecamel, Red_tiger, SirRavenous, Stevieghost, Techno_owns

2nd Class Kingdom of Hell War Medal:
4PiPnDarkon, Angel, capt_america, chorlton, Dadi, diablos_jords10, elfwarlordthe14th, ereinion, evil_rowan, FionaIvy, ghosttown66, ginnah, Godsown, HadesRuleZ, Irish_Punkk, Jonh_Blade, jugernaut, killesmen6, last_Ace, lessian, letora_atreides, Master_tigerclaw, MC_Hammer, miggy1, NorthShore, nothingtolose, pnk99, pratikpawlfc, rockinrebel, sherekhan, slordaz, spiderthrone, staticbeast, team_flash, vish, ynot, zombieghost

3rd Class Kingdom of Hell War Medal:
_Thumper_, Ambiorix69, batcok, Calabeth, canyousay, Cerveza, Demonslayer2, dhuss, donbigmano, Eldukay, farqup, Filipino_ako, giray, Groo2, hellsand, jambronk, jambu, james1sutton, Joren_Twiceborn, jynxg, Katanova, Laurana Telperien, lilmanC1212, lowak, Mamaquis, MorganBernhaert, Murder_mystery, Narut0h0lic, nilsie33, notooth, OpalDream, Pejuang_suci, Puddinhaid, shadow_killer25, Sinspawn, slimmekont, Sounou, Sympathiser, tac alley, Testudo, TheTwiztid1, ventular, White_tiger2007, X_Drizzt_DoUrden_X

Honorable mention:
Annekcm, Areia do Inferno, ashlynl, athrunzala38, Avenging_archangel, barfight, batch, Chigger, Cloaked_in_Light, colloso, ConcreteMess, crypo_us, delladoodles, forgotten_memories, FORMIDABLE, Frascko, Galthion, Gardavsky, Hamlitox, Imboklia, interpono_custodis, iwyllpa, JeffToTheMax, Jesus_loves_you, Kondor, LadyVertigo, lexx104, LordSetheus, Maltessa, Martel, Merlan, MikeStone, Minitomo, Moonomad, Mysecka, neo854, ninkasi, onefeather, p1errot, questra_mania, Ramesh_war, Rottu, Rudolfh, s_bobo, semibrain, Shorey333, stoner_S, TargorTSL, TheBBmousse, transmuter48, W1ndr1d3r, zerl, ZzSsSzZ

Some additional war statistics:

Battlefield Champions (biggest number of logs submitted and processed):

1    Hemostat    2569
2    SirRavenous    1606
3    dtph    1455
4    magogs    1039
5    Red_tiger    854
6    knightstorms    825
7    FracturedPixel    823
8    angellspire    770
9    Stevieghost    743
10    Angel_of _Zazzerath    723

Charge Masters (biggest number of attack logs submitted):

1    magogs    852
2    angellspire    692
3    Angel_of _Zazzerath    586
4    ELITEcommander    496
5    kingluffy    403
6    Red_tiger    340
7    FracturedPixel    315
8    KaylaDarkstar    306
9    Bananaicecream    263
10    chicanois    235

Spy Masters (biggest number of spy logs submitted):

1    FracturedPixel    370
2    LivingDeadGirl666    362
3    purplecamel    332
4    dtph    249
5    cappodocious    153
6    Angel_of _Zazzerath    119
7    Red_tiger    110
8    magogs    94
9    Hemostat    93
10    team_flash    69

Top Assassins (biggest number of assassination logs submitted):

1    Hemostat    65
2    GrandDad    56
3    FracturedPixel    45
4    Red_tiger    43
5    dtph    36
6    ynot    34
7    ginnah    31
8    magogs    30
9    angellspire    26
9    hellborn1978    26
9    diablos_jords10    26

Top Infiltrators (biggest number of infiltration logs submitted):

1    FracturedPixel    93
2    magogs    63
3    Hemostat    62
4    ynot    51
5    GrandDad    46
6    jugernaut    43
7    Red_tiger    42
8    tac alley    37
9    purplecamel    33
10    ginnah    32

Council Interview

BloodyFuton: yo

Irish Punkk: hey whats up

BloodyFuton: dude I’ve been trying to catch you on here for like 2 weeks but we have been dodging each other :P

BloodyFuton: you have a few minutes to do the interview?

Irish Punkk: lol i know, sorry for late replyes talking to like 6 diff people but yea sure :), before we start can we add one question no one asked :P

BloodyFuton: np lol

Irish Punkk: well i was hoping someone would ask who your mentor or who you looked up to in your years in IC but no1 did :D

BloodyFuton: well I always ask that so its cool

Irish Punkk: alright well then….shall we begin :P

BloodyFuton: sure

BloodyFuton: ok so lets start with the basics name age and location

Irish Punkk: patrick,23, boston massachusetts im a yank :)

Irish Punkk: j/k

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: im a rebel :P

Irish Punkk: haha like we didnt know :D

BloodyFuton: whats that supposed to mean? lmao

Irish Punkk: idk you tell me;)

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: ok so how long have you been in the IC?

Irish Punkk: october o4 was when i first joined

BloodyFuton: but you have been in and out several times right?

Irish Punkk: yep

Irish Punkk: iv left to help friends but always came back to my home

BloodyFuton: who first invited you into the ic?

Irish Punkk: hmm i cant remember i want to say oddjob

BloodyFuton: what is your best memory of the IC?

Irish Punkk: best is a hard one, i have some great memories in IC, but one that sticks out is probally when me and KS and EF all decided to have sigs of our favorite beer :)

Irish Punkk: nothing special

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: sounds like you guys :P

Irish Punkk: whats that supposed to mean? :D

BloodyFuton: idk you tell me :P

BloodyFuton: lol

Irish Punkk: lol since you have band now you probally know the song “beer is good” dont even know who sings it but i can relate;)

BloodyFuton: I know the song beer but not beer is good :P

BloodyFuton: you probablyu meant beer though

BloodyFuton: i just listened to that tonight at the party i was at

Irish Punkk: oh a good party i hope with no alcahol and the sort but of course you would never go to one of those parties :D

BloodyFuton: no I mean you all know me I would never go to a party with alcohol and all that heathenistic dancing and such lmao

Irish Punkk: lmao

BloodyFuton: oh just looked up that song on my zune its by Psychostick

BloodyFuton: beer is good beer is good beer is good…. and stuff

Irish Punkk: lol yes that song its like he knows what im thinking

BloodyFuton: lol yuh

BloodyFuton: don wants to know ” Was it true you drank all of KS’s beer, and is my cheesecake delicious?”

Irish Punkk: well don at one time yes, but that blasted KS keeps restocking and moving the location but we found it didnt we? i wont tell them you like being sherlock holmes :D, and yes your cheesecake is decent :P

Irish Punkk: lol i will never hear the end of that

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: I personally dont like his cheescake…. (dont tell anyone

Irish Punkk: i think he makes a special batch for you :P

BloodyFuton: Darth Mauled asks “Which are the biggest differences between the red job and the blue job?”

BloodyFuton: lol he prob does

Irish Punkk: red job? im taking it you mean flame lord/lady. Well DM we sit around lazy and wait for the big boss to tell us what to do, dont we bf?

BloodyFuton: lol sssshhhh dont ruin our secret they think we actually work;)

Irish Punkk: oh yes we work work work

BloodyFuton: ok I am personally going to slap epi for this but she asked a butt load of questions :P

BloodyFuton: heres what she said

BloodyFuton: “When are you getting married? What would your wedding song be? When are you posting a picture? Would you rather have a box filled with hundred dollar bills or Pandoras box? Which would you have as a pet: A dragon or Cerberus? I think i spelt Cerberus right?”

Irish Punkk: well as for a date she was thinking september but..im insisting on november :), wedding song she must have forgotten to tell me i get a choice lol, hundred dollars because i need money money :) if thats your wedding gift lol j/k and a cerberus :D

BloodyFuton: what about the accent?

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: redo it with the accent :P

BloodyFuton: or just say something with an accent now

Irish Punkk: i need a wee bit o money an a cerberus woud make dee pubs a ruckus (irish, i have a good bostonian one too :D)

BloodyFuton: lol

Irish Punkk: i know some gaelic if you want to know that :)

BloodyFuton: nice

BloodyFuton: no thanks :P

BloodyFuton: lol crazy Ol’ jug asks “I’ve some questions! What do you like most beer or Irish Coffee? Do you know something about Portugal? what do you think about being popular?”

Irish Punkk: beer! though an irish coffe wakes me up in the morning, iv been to port and i study history so you tell me, has for being popular i wouldnt know as im not :)

BloodyFuton: lol

Irish Punkk: but ask FP hes quite popular…i think

BloodyFuton: that will be replaced by “ask BF he is quite popular and the coolest dude ever I think” lol :P

Irish Punkk: lol

Irish Punkk: go for it oh popular one

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: you might want to plead the 5th to dtph’s second question but he asks “What happens if you take both the blue AND the red pill?

How much have you abused your EA powers so far? (answering that you haven’t isn’t an answer)

Object oriented or procedural programming?”

Irish Punkk: you must teach me how to be popular :(…;)

BloodyFuton: that will have to be done another day IP :)

Irish Punkk: Well if you take both you turn into Rowan….and that iis EVIL…has for abusing my powers check out your nice new siggy dtph :D

BloodyFuton: lol

Irish Punkk: oh goodie i will be popular one day thanks to you and your popularness bf

BloodyFuton: yup you will be popular as soon as I post this :P

BloodyFuton: that is the power of me :)

Irish Punkk: YAY!!

BloodyFuton: elfsky asks “What happens if you take caffiene away from dtph for 1 whole day?”

Irish Punkk: he keeps stuttering ‘Sufferin’ succotash

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: doesnt he do that anyway?

Irish Punkk: idk every time i get on he flee’s with his caffeine i havent figured out why yet :P

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: lmao jambrock asks “are you a punkers?”

Irish Punkk: punkers? idk maybe you will have to find out :D

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: ok just 2 more ppl asked questions :P

BloodyFuton: RT asked a bunch of questions to heres what he said

BloodyFuton: “Well guess I have to go with MY usual question first!
Tigers or lions?
What is your favorite team to watch when you are drunk?
How many beers did you steal from KS?
Who is your favorite female and favorite male pyro? ”

Irish Punkk: Tigers!!! my favorite team would have to be celtic or some soccer so i can go “GET HIM!!!!!, godangit GET HIM!!!!, you guys suck!!!;)

Irish Punkk: I took all of his beer till he restocked it but i shall take it again

BloodyFuton: lmao

Irish Punkk: does he want all time pyro’s or just now?

BloodyFuton: and finally our pal (cough loser cough) FP asks ” who really hid the gummy hat?”

Irish Punkk: the gummy hat was originally stolen by….Batcok go get him TK :D (secretly yells “Run Batty Run”)

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: your such a Judas :P

Irish Punkk: as for the pyro questions ill go with male StevieGhost and female Evil rowan(she secretly hides in the shadows but i didnt tell you) :D

BloodyFuton: she is on now;)

Irish Punkk: [23:43] [c=30]The Evil One[/c]: i have a question…. what do u miss most about evil rowan? lmao

Irish Punkk: i know im talking to her :P

BloodyFuton: lol

Irish Punkk: and to her question…her evil madness, and rainbow colors :D

BloodyFuton: lol

Irish Punkk: no but seriously her undying loyalty towards IC she is very dedicated IC member and great friend

BloodyFuton: I would have to say her spanking and the late nights in her dungeon lmao

Irish Punkk: [23:45] [c=30]The Evil One[/c]: Josiah Josiah

Ur pants are on fire

Irish Punkk: lol

BloodyFuton: oh crap!!!!!!!!

Irish Punkk: lol

BloodyFuton: I’m to sexy for my pants to sexy for my pants so sexy it hurts :P

Irish Punkk: lol

Irish Punkk: i will be sure to let her know that;)

BloodyFuton: aha this must be added to the interview

BloodyFuton:
[23:47] Arkeri/BloodyFuton: why would you burn my pants?
[23:47] The Evil One! Vengeance is mine!: um coz ur a hottie? :$
[23:47] Arkeri/BloodyFuton: lol
[23:48] Arkeri/BloodyFuton: well that makes sence I suppose

Irish Punkk: lol well there you have it Evil Rowan says that Bf is a hottie, and that raps up this edition of whose hot and whose not…by Evil Rowan

BloodyFuton: sure does

Irish Punkk: guess i will have to go to her for my hottie list;)

BloodyFuton: lol

Irish Punkk: and your question BF..i know you have one..you always do;-P

BloodyFuton: hmmmm

BloodyFuton: Why am I the coolest guy in the IC? lol

Irish Punkk: lol i thought FP was he told me so

BloodyFuton: ……

BloodyFuton: FP is a poser

Irish Punkk: haha ill tell him you said that

BloodyFuton: no I’ll tell him lol

Irish Punkk: lol

BloodyFuton: ok well thanks for ruining my night by making me talk to you lol

Irish Punkk: lol you still have one more question dumby :P

BloodyFuton: oh really?

Irish Punkk: top

BloodyFuton: oooohhhhh

BloodyFuton: lol

Irish Punkk: btw take that off when you post this how i told you that;)

BloodyFuton: Who do you look up to the most in IC (besides me of course :P )

BloodyFuton: no worries IP I will

Irish Punkk: well that would have to be my mentor and best friend in the Dt/IC world Eternal Flames though he isnt around anymore but everything i know about IC and forums is because of him. But there have been alot of people who have influenced my years in IC. To at least give them something back i will make a brief list of the people who had a majro influence on me: Wanton Desires,Evil Rowan,Knightstorms,FracturedPixel(though you might be a loser :P) and the old batty :)

Irish Punkk: among others

Irish Punkk: thanks to everyone who have made IC the home it is to me :)

Irish Punkk: oh and its been a pleasure *mumbles bullcrap* Bf

BloodyFuton: hmmm how long did you practice that in the mirror? :P

Irish Punkk: :D

Irish Punkk: well before this interview i was practicing..i think i could be the irish Churchill;)

BloodyFuton: lol

IC Weekly Summary (08/03/2008)

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This weeks Oracle Summary will include; our 10 new KoF’s for August, the new DT Wiki, and Don’s Kitchen.

New Keepers of the Flame for August 2008

It is with great pleasure that the Council of Flames awards the following members the ranking of “Keeper of the Flame“. This prestigious medal is awarded to members who have displayed exemplary activity and devotion to our alliance. This temporary rank is held for one month and also comes with access to a dedicated forum specifically for KOF’s to talk amongst themselves. Their names will also appear in purple on the forum.

May we present to you our Keepers of the Flame for August 2008.

Darth Mauled
Jambronk
Bananaicecream
ELITEcommander
GrandDad
kingluffy
oldest_balm
Chicanos
angellspire
Angel_of_Zazzerath

Congratulations to you all!

DT Wiki

The DT Wiki is now up and running and can be found here: http://www.dthistory.com/

Currently there are only 2 ways for someone to edit the wiki.

1. Be a legend member

2. Have at least 1 star (indication of post count) on the Silver forum.

Those 2 methods are hardwired into the system and the only way to get around that is to be admitted by Laz.

You can find IC’s Wiki page here: http://www.dthistory.com/index.php?title=Incinerators

Don’s Kitchen

The Don has created a special treat guaranteed to clog your arteries! For added effect, enjoy a slice of Don’s Cappuccino Cheesecake for desert!

Deep Fried Cheeseburger

Warning! This recipe is not for the faint of heart, eat at your own risk!

Ingredients:
1 McDonalds cheesburger or homemade one will work
3 eggs
1 cup of flour
1 cup of bread crumbs
1 pint of cooking oil

Directions:
Unwrap cheeseburger or finish making your own. Prep your cooking oil on med-high temperature. Now crack eggs in flour and mix until thick add more flour if still soupy. Coat burger in flour mixture and cover in breadcrumbs. Once ready place in cooking oil for 1 to 2 minutes on each side or golden brown color is present. Once golden brown on both sides, enjoy your new heart attack on wheels, or better yet right out of the fryer.

IC Weekly Summary (07/19/2008)

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This weeks Oracle Summary will include; update to the war on Koh, our 6 new KoF’s for July, and our 3 newest smurfs.

The War on Koh is Over!

The coalition has declared the war over.  You can read all about it in the DT forum at:

http://www.darkthrone.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=958027#post958027

Further details on war medals and a ceremony honoring those who have hit the enemy the best will be coming soon.

You might also be interested in seeing these statistics of the war:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pxqsyZr9zj6JEtOJmSbf6DQ

New Keepers of the Flame for July 2008

It is with great pleasure that the Council of Flames awards the following members the ranking of “Keeper of the Flame“. This prestigious medal is awarded to members who have displayed exemplary activity and devotion to our alliance. This temporary rank is held for one month and also comes with access to a dedicated forum specifically for KOF’s to talk amongst themselves. Their names will also appear in purple on the forum.

May we present to you our Keepers of the Flame for July 2008.

elfsky774
irish_punkk
Nikki79335
Chicanos
angellspire
Angel_of_Zazzerath

Congratulations to you all!

New Elite Arsonists

Yes you heard right, by vote of the Council of Flames the Incinerators now has 3 new Elite Arsonists. These members have shown extraordinary dedication to IC and are as follows:

  • elfsky774
  • Nikki79335
  • irish_punkk

Remember to spam them all with messages of congratulations :)

IC Weekly Summary (06/04/2008)

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This weeks Oracle Summary will include; the newest council interview and our 5 new KoF’s for June.

Council Interview

BloodyFuton: soooo you still here?

Nyeka: :P yep

BloodyFuton: well then aren’t you just the lucky lady

BloodyFuton: I do believe I will start interviewing you :P

Nyeka: Oh.. is that so? You think you can huh?

BloodyFuton: I certainly do

Nyeka: My my … are you the mouthy one

BloodyFuton: ha

BloodyFuton: anywho

BloodyFuton: whats your real name and age and where are you from?

Nyeka: First off, young one.. never ask a woman her age. My real name is Jen and I am from the sad state of Michigan.

BloodyFuton: heh my bad I almost called myself on that when I was typing it

BloodyFuton: second question

BloodyFuton: why do you think BF is so amazing?

Nyeka: because you stold my god title. By the way, I am going to come and reclaim that. And I will finally settle the score between you and BF Pwns You. I’ll win.

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: that just might work

BloodyFuton: whats your favorite band?

Nyeka: I have many as I tend to listen the the music that suits my mood at the time. Although my standard favs are tool, distrubed, and Type O Negitive

BloodyFuton: you are straight up amazing;)

Nyeka: I try to be.. remember.. you shall all worship me

Nyeka: :: laughs ::

BloodyFuton: :bows down:

Nyeka: You were always one of my favorites :D

BloodyFuton: ha

BloodyFuton: I’ll have to remember to bow next time I need something

BloodyFuton: whats your favorite movie?

Nyeka: oooh hard choice right there. I have to say right now it’s a toss between the new Narnia movie and Iron Man

BloodyFuton: ah both are great

BloodyFuton: and that robot in iron man that kept spraying him with the fire extenguisher was a pimp

Nyeka: :: laughs :: only you would say that.. But I am bad.. I kept rooting for everyone but Iron Man.. I always go for the under dogs

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: well to tell the truth Iron Man was the underdog

Nyeka: Yes, to a degree he was

Nyeka: but he was also the main charater so I must root for others by proxy

Nyeka: ^.^

BloodyFuton: lol

Nyeka: See, I haven’t lost my love for debates

BloodyFuton: I do that in sports movies

BloodyFuton: I have always wanted to watch a sports movie where the team you have gotten to know just gets crushed in the big game lol

BloodyFuton: that would be great

BloodyFuton: who is your favorite muppet?

Nyeka: Favorit Muppet? mmmmm would have to be Kermit. I have always loved Kermmy, and even more so with the reference to Knightstorms that I managed to get to stick

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: which muppet do you think you are most like?

Nyeka: Animal, hands down. You never know what Mischief I am about to create or encourage

BloodyFuton: thats me though :P

Nyeka: Your second rate :P

Nyeka: Remember, I was called the mischief goddess for a reason lol

Nyeka: or should we battle for the title dear one?

BloodyFuton: I will let you keep it just cause I like ya but some day I will take that title from you;)

Nyeka: You never know.. I have been keeping my eye on things to pass my title off too one day.. you’ve been up on the top of the list

BloodyFuton: nice good to know

BloodyFuton: :P

Nyeka: Only if you can pwn BF Pwns You though

Nyeka: lmao

BloodyFuton: oh I will

BloodyFuton: how did you first come to be a member of the IC?

Nyeka: Oh, see.. I was dragged kicking and screaming by Kolt, The Gummie Wearing The Pile Of Dust In The Corner, Knighty, Shelissa

BloodyFuton: nice :P

Nyeka: No seriously, I came into the Incinerators through the huge invite contest you heard about from BF Pwns You….

BloodyFuton: yuh

BloodyFuton: ooh what was the date that you joined???

Nyeka: December 09, 2005

Nyeka: But if you were to ask when I joined DT

BloodyFuton: dangit&#BF Pwns You;

Nyeka: It was back in December of 2004

BloodyFuton: nice

Nyeka: Although I started on a different account, and when I came back after a 6 month break, I took on the name Nyeka, and thus… :: bows ::

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: ::bows back::

BloodyFuton: what is your best memory (other then the day that I joined) of the IC?

Nyeka: I have several actually. The first is when I joined, I was greeted with open arms. Shelissa, Knightstorms, Dosadi, Kolt, The Gummie Wearing The Pile Of Dust In The Corner.. I owe them all alot

Nyeka: Second would be making Pyro, Kolt had me so sure I wasn’t going to be and then came the news… and he never let on once lol I think I really stold his hat that time

Nyeka: and the third and my proudest moment, was being named Leader by Kolt himself. Nothing will compare to that

BloodyFuton: other then when you met me of course;)

Nyeka: Other than that of course :P

BloodyFuton: what is your worst memory of the IC :(

Nyeka: I honestly do not have one. IC has always been a place for me to call home, and will always be…

BloodyFuton: nice :)

BloodyFuton: I am sure I speak for us all (other then that evil BF Pwns You) when I say we hope to have you around for a very loooong time :)

Nyeka: My Prince Charming as been aweful lately hasn’t he lol and I am going to promise here and now that I shall do my best to do just that and stay around

BloodyFuton: sweet and yes he has been aweful and he is still trying to deny the fact that I will pwn him :P

Nyeka: Only because I shall pwn you both.

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: right I forgot that

Nyeka: Now would be the time to rub it in.. The Goddess has returnthed :P

BloodyFuton: you heard it here first ppl THE GODDESS HAS RETURNENATED&#BF Pwns You;

Nyeka: See, I gave you the best news of all

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: yuhp

Nyeka: You shall all see more of me.. and be warned, I am starting my mischief back up

BloodyFuton: I’m sure RT will want to know Lions or Tigers?

Nyeka: My Red knows the answer to that. Tigers all the way. And with that, Red, when you read this… Thank you so very much for being there through this all and never questioning and always just being a shoulder. You are forever my brother.

BloodyFuton: second only to me of course :) :P

Nyeka: Your tied :D

BloodyFuton: haha well then RT has a pwning coming his way

Nyeka: We need a mischief course to be the tie breaker :P

BloodyFuton: sounds good to me mischief is what I do

Nyeka: That is something I pwn you all in. lmao I used to get the councils out of habit for the sake of it

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: how did you come up with the name NYEKA?

Nyeka: A friend of mine was playing a couple games and one of the charaters were an elf and one of words he used most often was Ki-al Nyeka… Fire Dancer.. And I kind of fell in love with the name. Thus I shortened it

Nyeka: As I used to be a ballet dancer for nine years lol

BloodyFuton: nice

BloodyFuton: I do ballet

BloodyFuton: ………not&#BF Pwns You;

BloodyFuton: man I can’t even believe I just said that….

Nyeka: You would look smashing in tights&#BF Pwns You;

BloodyFuton: ha I might have to try that some day

BloodyFuton: just to freak people out

Nyeka: I demand pictures for selling on Ebay

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: while I’m at it I’ll pose in a banana hammock to:P

Nyeka: I’ll give you 45 % in royalties

BloodyFuton: I demand 60% or no deal

Nyeka: 50 % percent and we’re partners in future deals

BloodyFuton: deal

Nyeka: :: grins ::

BloodyFuton: Have you ever been introduced to the doctrine of the masticating rhino?

Nyeka: Actually, no. I have escaped that insanity and I shall not like to be introduced. You forget.. I finally ran from the looney bin

BloodyFuton: ah come on don’t you want to be enlightened to the real meaning of life???

BloodyFuton: I created it myself :P

Nyeka: Coming from you, I am scared

BloodyFuton: on a late night with barely any sleep and several energy drinks :P

Nyeka: lmao and people wondered how I got my crazy ideas

BloodyFuton: how about a short passage???

Nyeka: All right, you twisted my arm

Nyeka: I must see how my minon has done

BloodyFuton: lol I’m pretty sure I took crazy to a whole new level with this

Nyeka: then I would laugh and give you the mischief manager’s title

BloodyFuton:
Arkeri
orange jello

Arkeri
+hot souce

Arkeri
= some stinkin nasty jello

Arkeri
with hot sauce

FracturedPixel
I wonder how you know that lol

Arkeri
times that by 7 and you have the meaning of life

FracturedPixel
does that number = 42?

Arkeri
you would have missed out on the whole thing had I not told you that

Arkeri
and no fp that number is not 42

Arkeri
it is in fact not a number at all

Arkeri
it is a unicorn

FracturedPixel
oh darn

Arkeri
with leather boots

Arkeri
oh darn is right my friend

Nyeka: lmao that is great

BloodyFuton:
elfsky774
I’ll sue that show/book/whatever it is for misinformation tongue.gif

FracturedPixel
I though for sure you figured out the mean of life

Arkeri
elfsky you are making no sence you need to listen to what I’m saying for I am making perfect sence

Arkeri
yes fp

Arkeri
I did figure out the meaning of life

Arkeri
and it is

Arkeri
a unicorn

Arkeri
with leather boots

elfsky774
UNISON&#BF Pwns You;

Targor
yeah right…

Arkeri
yes elfsky

Arkeri
you now know the meaning of life

Arkeri
I like to call it

Arkeri
Uniswiffer

FracturedPixel
lol my life is complete now

Arkeri
which is in no way related to the dry mop

BloodyFuton: theres a whole whole lot more to it but I have to sort it all out so I can post it

Nyeka: Actually it’s related to the nactural rolls of paper towels

BloodyFuton: if you say so

Nyeka: I do say so

BloodyFuton: ok then it is related “to the nactural rolls of paper towels”

Nyeka: See, you are learning lol

BloodyFuton: and you are teaching:P

BloodyFuton: dangit my text is red now\

BloodyFuton: lol dangit

Nyeka: aww poor poor baby

BloodyFuton: its all cause I copied that bit from you

BloodyFuton: :P

BloodyFuton: yay back to black

BloodyFuton: back in black :P

BloodyFuton: Cause I’m back

BloodyFuton: I’m back in black

Nyeka: AC/DC

BloodyFuton: yes I’m back in black

BloodyFuton: lol

Nyeka: Highway to hell is more suited

Nyeka: Your all in for a wild ride

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: yuh

New Keepers of the Flame for June 2008

It is with great pleasure that the Council of Flames awards the following members the ranking of “Keeper of the Flame“. This prestigious medal is awarded to members who have displayed exemplary activity and devotion to our alliance. This temporary rank is held for one month and also comes with access to a dedicated forum specifically for KOF’s to talk amongst themselves. Their names will also appear in purple on the forum.

May we present to you our Keepers of the Flame for June 2008.

elfsky774
irish_punkk
Nikki79335
Last_Ace
Chicanos

Congratulations to you all!

IC Weekly Summary (05/28/2008)

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This weeks Oracle Summary will include; the newest council interview and IC’s very own Star Wars Invasion.

Council Interview

BloodyFuton: yo

BloodyFuton: you still here?

Techno: hey man

Techno: yea yea

BloodyFuton: cool

BloodyFuton: alright so lets get this thing rolling

Techno: How Exciting!

BloodyFuton: we’ll start with the basic 4 age sex location and real name

Techno: only because you forgot to ask that last time :p

BloodyFuton: actually that was pratik doing the last one

Techno: 21. Male. Manchester - UK, Mark

BloodyFuton: I was the one answering the questions :P

BloodyFuton: so therefore I blame prat

BloodyFuton: how did you first come to be a member of the IC?

Techno: wow now that was a while ago

Techno: i joined during an invite contest being held in december 2005

Techno: many of the current pyros today joined at the same time

Techno: i believe it was one of my first DT friends, a guy called boblard who invited me

BloodyFuton: ah I know boblard he is actually a member of my alliance

[13:37] Techno: yes, he was an Elite Arsonist and then left a while back

BloodyFuton: yeah

BloodyFuton: so what month in 2005 did u join the ic?

Techno: if you read my answer a bove you wouldn’t have to ask that;)

Techno: December

BloodyFuton: and what day???

Techno: i joined the forum on 5th December so probably a few days before that

BloodyFuton: dangit

BloodyFuton: you joined about 12 days before me then :(

BloodyFuton: lol

Techno: ah well, that just makes me older, wiser and definatly better looking

BloodyFuton: ha you only wish

BloodyFuton: so whats your best memory of the ic?

Techno: now thats a very tough choice

BloodyFuton: get to choosing then :P

BloodyFuton: wait let me guess was it the day that I joined?

Techno: i remember being incredibly proud when i got my first war medal and it was a first class since i was in the top 10 for number of infiltrations. Since i was still new to the alliance it got me more noticed :p

Techno: hmmm, computer says no

BloodyFuton: well I’m just going to have to change that answer to a yes bf my best memory was you joining :P

Techno: now now i won’t let you decieve our members

Techno: no pyro cookies for you today!

BloodyFuton: why not this is a government isnt it? decieving is sort of what they do;)

BloodyFuton: moving along

BloodyFuton: what was your worst memory of the ic?

Techno: probably having to process about 10 thousand logs uploaded to the PWC

BloodyFuton: lol

Techno: i just remember sitting at my computer for hours of mindless action

Techno: i don’t know how robots do it!

BloodyFuton: sounds exciting

BloodyFuton: whats your favorite band?

Techno: depends what mood i’m in!

Techno: lets see

Techno: Hungover = damian rice

Techno: Party = Baywatch Theme Tune

Techno: Driving = Bloc Party

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: I am officially going to change all your answers to TOOL :P

Techno: tool is good

BloodyFuton: thats quite the understatement

Techno: now now

Techno: keep your pants on

BloodyFuton: *pulls pants back up*

BloodyFuton: what is your favorite movie?

Techno: Saving Private Ryan

Techno: the Matrix

Techno: i must admit though

Techno: I don’t mind a bit of the chick flick action

Techno: ONLY because the lead actresses are HOT

BloodyFuton: I’m with you on that one

BloodyFuton: favorite dining utensil?

Techno: Fork!

Techno: got to love poking people

BloodyFuton: ah you are so lost my friend

Techno: *starts poking*

Techno: lost lost? me? NEVER!

BloodyFuton: you should deffinately go with a spork they are so useful and you can still poke people

Techno: nah if its liquid you don’t need a spoon, pick it up and swallow it from the bowl :p (sorry mum)

BloodyFuton: right on

BloodyFuton: ok so MC_Hammer wants to ask you “In what year will Jenna Bush be elected President?”

Techno: never- but she could be my first lady :p

BloodyFuton: ha

BloodyFuton: sadly though she just got married

Techno: i know

Techno: i’m so much better looking than him aswell :(

Techno: btw - good choice hammer

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: rt asks “Tigers or lions?”

Techno: Lions

Techno: they are much more P.I.M.P

BloodyFuton: ah take that Red_Tiger!

BloodyFuton: lol

Techno: hehe

Techno: they are like the bentley of the car world

BloodyFuton: don wants to know “What would you choose? Don’s elusive cheesecake or the batch of stale pyro cookies?”

Techno: hmmm

Techno: well to start with Don is misinformed. Pyro cookies NEVER go stale

Techno: thanks to the secret ingrediant

BloodyFuton: ha what a noob :P

Techno: indeed - my young padwan has a lot to learn!

BloodyFuton: well I suppose that ingredient was left out of this batch

BloodyFuton: dtph asks “”Techno”? What’s the story behind the nickname?”

Techno: by Nickname i presume he means Prince Charming?

BloodyFuton: no he means Techno

Techno: Ah

Techno: i was listening to some Techno/Dance music when i registered

BloodyFuton: oh no…….

BloodyFuton: I’m sorry

Techno: and since i “own”

Techno: Techno_owns was born!

Techno: pfff you just need to broaden your horizens my friend

BloodyFuton: I have very broad horizons believe me

Techno: i listen to all types of music from rock to rap, indie to classical, jazz to hip hop

BloodyFuton: same here

BloodyFuton: I doubt there is another member of the ic with a larger music collection then me :P

Techno: ah now that would be close

Techno: i have a bout 15gigs

BloodyFuton: thats puny

BloodyFuton: I have 2 mp3 players and they cant even hold a 3rd of my collection

Techno: haha

BloodyFuton: one is a 80gig zune and the other is a 30gig zune

BloodyFuton: music is what I do :P

BloodyFuton: u just got the beatdown :P

BloodyFuton: lol

Techno: 1v1 GFX - then i’ll show you a beat down

BloodyFuton: your on

Techno: haha

BloodyFuton: I’m gunna get the beatdown errbody!

Techno: i’m unbeaten in DT 1v1

BloodyFuton: well I’m not

BloodyFuton: and most ppl are suckers for the underdog

BloodyFuton: your like the big mean defending champ who takes steroids :P lmao

Techno: yea i’ll make sure you get a sympathy vote

BloodyFuton: you should go ahead and start crying cause I’m gunna own you mr techno sir.

BloodyFuton: lol

Techno: THAT my friend is a very bold statement

BloodyFuton: man I’m going to get crushed :(

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: but I’ll try and thats what matters

Techno: ^ you heard it here first IC;)

BloodyFuton: loser has to run naked through emrals games

Techno: better get your fig leaf ready then

Techno: i heard its chilly at this time of year

BloodyFuton: jokes on you I run naked through there all the time for fun

Techno: haha i doubt that - capp would of thrown you in jail by now

BloodyFuton: chilly? its already hit 90 degrees here several times

BloodyFuton: :P

BloodyFuton: nah capp is to slow and I doubt he would be to comfortable tackling a naked dude

BloodyFuton: ah here we go I just came up with a new question

BloodyFuton: who is your favorite lady of the IC?

Techno: now thats a toughy

Techno: it has to be either Sonja or Jen

Techno: (Evil Rowan) or (Nyeka)

BloodyFuton: but technically they arent in the ic anymore

BloodyFuton: who is your favorite of the ladies that are currently active in the ic

Techno: would have to be my lovely 33 then

Techno: great help alround

BloodyFuton: that she is

Techno: Time to question the questioner

BloodyFuton: and alot of fun to mess with in the sb to :P

Techno: Is there a Supreme Being and is his name really Techno?

BloodyFuton: ha ok I’ll allow it

BloodyFuton: the answer to that is

BloodyFuton: there is a supreme being

BloodyFuton: and his name is

BloodyFuton: …..drumroll please

Techno: if you say arkeri…………

BloodyFuton: fine I wont

Techno: i am gonna slap you back down to ember

BloodyFuton: I’ll say BloodyFuton!!!!

BloodyFuton: owned!

Techno: oh dear oh dear

BloodyFuton: lol

Techno: you’d better watch your back now bro;)

BloodyFuton: hey you cant be prince charming and the supreme being

Techno: hehe

BloodyFuton: pick your battles bro cause you cant win them all :P

Techno: you win the fight my friend but i will always win the war

BloodyFuton: psshh your just trying to justify the massive beatdown you just recived

BloodyFuton: I have another question for you

BloodyFuton: where you just on the recieving end of a massive beatdown?

Techno: no, i’d call it a minor slip on the way to the top of mountain

BloodyFuton: well at least I have good grammer.

BloodyFuton: wow I’m impressed nobody said the P word in this interview :P

BloodyFuton: that has to be a record or something’

Techno: well

Techno: i am obviously intellectually superior

BloodyFuton: Hey now

BloodyFuton: I’d tread softly here cause your heading for another preverbial beatdown

BloodyFuton: proverbial*

BloodyFuton: hmmm where did techy go?

Techno: making a cup of tea

BloodyFuton: nice

Techno: i’m such an englishman lol

BloodyFuton: so I suppose we should wrap this interview up

BloodyFuton: cause otherwise I’m going to have to spend all day preparing the dang thing

BloodyFuton: still making coffee???

BloodyFuton: I mean Tea

Techno: sorry sorry

Techno: it needs to be brewed properly my friend

BloodyFuton: having some tea and crumpets are we? :P

Techno: haha

Techno: cucumber sandwiches actually

BloodyFuton: oh gross!

BloodyFuton: man that sounds horrible

BloodyFuton: lol

Techno: i know, and i was joking!

BloodyFuton: good

BloodyFuton: cause cucumber breath is nasty

BloodyFuton: well this has been fun hasn’t it?;)

BloodyFuton: oh oh oh

BloodyFuton: one more thing

BloodyFuton: have you ever heard of “The Doctrine of the Masticating Rhino.”?

BloodyFuton: and hes gone……

BloodyFuton: well anywho this is BloodyFuton with ICTV signing off and saying “Stay classy San Diego.”

BloodyFuton: :P

IC’s Star Wars Invasion has Arrived

Details:

http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=3234&pid=25849&st=0&#entry25849

The Dark Side:

http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=354

The Side Of The Rebellion:

http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=356

IC Weekly Summary (12/05/2008)

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This weeks Oracle Summary will include; the newest council interview, our 5 new KoF’s for May, and DT’s newest community update.

Council Interview

Pratik: Hey BF

BloodyFuton: WASSUP!!! :P

Pratik: Someone’s up for this interview then!

BloodyFuton: nope g2g later man :P

BloodyFuton: yep I’m ready

Pratik: aha

Pratik: well as of late you were known as arkeri to most of us

Pratik: but then came the name change to BloodyFuton

BloodyFuton: yes yes yes….

Pratik: care to explain the change to those members who don’t know why you decided to change it? hehe

BloodyFuton: then to Arkeri and back to BF

BloodyFuton: I have been known as BF on many different sites for about a year and half now

BloodyFuton: and I was getting tired of having to make 2 versions of all my sigs and things of that sort

BloodyFuton: so I decided to change my name to BF on the IC forum

BloodyFuton: the end

Pratik: oh right i’m sure that clears things up for those who were unsure

BloodyFuton: yup;)

BloodyFuton: listen up you little dribble on the napkins you might actually learn something

Pratik: LOL listen to the man

Pratik: so how come you’ve ended up in ic? and would you do it all again if you had to?

BloodyFuton: hmmmm

BloodyFuton: how did I end up in IC

BloodyFuton: well

BloodyFuton: way way way back when I started playing DT

BloodyFuton: I was introduced to the game by my girlfriend at the time

BloodyFuton: and she was in the IC and was talking about what a big alliance it was

BloodyFuton: and she sent me an invite

BloodyFuton: and yes I’d rejoin the IC but no I wouldn’t date her again

BloodyFuton: lol

Pratik: LOL

Pratik: got to like her for introducing you to us though :P

BloodyFuton: no not really :P

BloodyFuton: *cough* HO! *Cough*

BloodyFuton: had a tickle in my throat

BloodyFuton: ah you know what

Pratik: need some medicine to get over her? LOL

BloodyFuton: you havent even asked me the 4 basic questions yet

BloodyFuton: hahaha

BloodyFuton: got anything for a bad vd? :P

Pratik: aha

Pratik: will let you know later

BloodyFuton: j/k j/k :P

Pratik: ok so what’s your relationship status now?

BloodyFuton: I don’t have a VD but thats about all I would have after breaking up with her

BloodyFuton: with her?

BloodyFuton: uhhhh

Pratik: nope in general

BloodyFuton: I havent seen her in like a year and a half :P

BloodyFuton: oh in general I’m taken atm

Pratik: this seems like a personal question from stevie

Pratik: do you like giving or getting kisses aha

BloodyFuton: from stevie???? lol niether

Pratik: noo from anyone LOL

BloodyFuton: ah well I’d have to say both

Pratik: hehe did you behave yourself today with them?;)

BloodyFuton: yup

BloodyFuton: wait a sec

BloodyFuton: what the heck kind of a question was that??? lmao

BloodyFuton: did I behave myself today with what???

Pratik: *looks in stevie’s direction*

BloodyFuton: tisk tisk Stevie you dirty man

BloodyFuton: :P

BloodyFuton: yes I behaved myself today with kisses :P if thats what he meant

BloodyFuton: moving on…..

Pratik: lol good idea!

Pratik: onto an ic related topic

BloodyFuton: koo

Pratik: i’ve also wondered this, how come you’re not part of hk?

BloodyFuton: ah the good Ol’ hk

BloodyFuton: I’m not in the HK cause I don’t have the time right now to go through the HKA again

BloodyFuton: but since I’ll be leading the HKA for a few months coming up I’ll prob do it then

Pratik: Ahh okay

Pratik: Many people see you around on the forum alot and you are part of a group called SDPSAC what does it actually stand for?

BloodyFuton: ah the SDPSAC

BloodyFuton: that would be the “Sleep Deprived Photoshop Adicted Club”

BloodyFuton: so far I think the members are 33 FP MC_Hammer and myself

Pratik: LOL

Pratik: So whilst playing around with photoshop do you listen to music and have a favourite band?

BloodyFuton: yes most definitely

BloodyFuton: I always am listening to music

BloodyFuton: and my favorite band Which is also the best band in the world!

BloodyFuton: is TOOL

BloodyFuton: TOOL is amazing!

BloodyFuton: other then TOOL I listen to alot of Meshuggah, Beck, A Perfect Circle and many many others

BloodyFuton: I’m sort of a music junkie

Pratik: Ahaha

Pratik: so how long have you been doing gfx for?

BloodyFuton: ah

BloodyFuton: hmmm

BloodyFuton: I’m not really sure but I think somewhere around a year and a half

BloodyFuton: maybe a little bit less

Pratik: quite a long time then!

BloodyFuton: a good little while

Pratik: Okay time for some quick fire VERY RANDOM questions

BloodyFuton: cool

Pratik: you ready or is it getting too hot to handle :P

BloodyFuton: my favorite kind bring them on!!!!

Pratik: Apples or oranges?

BloodyFuton: hmmm

BloodyFuton: it depends on the application I suppose

BloodyFuton: if I were eating them then Oranges

BloodyFuton: but if I were going to kill someone with them then definitlu apples

BloodyFuton: definitely*

Pratik: ahaha perfect murder weapon

Pratik: Whats the difference between a republican and a democrat?

BloodyFuton: republicans can be a bit to conservative while most democrats are straight up stupid :P

BloodyFuton: I am niether;)

Pratik: LOL

Pratik: why is the futon bloody?

BloodyFuton: cause of yo mama!

BloodyFuton: you just think about that one;)

Pratik: LMAO

Pratik: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a meatloaf?

BloodyFuton: hmmm

BloodyFuton: how many licks to the center of a meatloaf

BloodyFuton: well lets see I’d say about 1,237,021

Pratik: LOL

Pratik: alot then

BloodyFuton: who the heck asked that question?

Pratik: MC_Hammer :P

BloodyFuton: ah he’s a funny one that MC very funny :P

Pratik: indeed

Pratik: How much wood coulda woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

BloodyFuton: if a wood chuck could chuck wood then Chuck Norris would chuck a wood chuck so the answer is Chuck Norris

Pratik: haha funny man

Pratik: what is the meaning of life?

BloodyFuton: oh no you really dont want to get me started on this

BloodyFuton: I’ll have to whip out mt Doctrine of the masticating Rhino on you

Pratik: LOL moving swiftly on

BloodyFuton: yes you had better :P

Pratik: If there was 1 minute before the end of the world, what would you do and why?

BloodyFuton: I can’t answer that question…. *whispers* there may be children listening

Pratik: lmao

Pratik: Do you have a super-power? what is it?

BloodyFuton: yes I have super powers

BloodyFuton: for one

BloodyFuton: I can shoot a laser out of my *Shhh*

BloodyFuton: and I have a plethera of “Secret” aka. Naughty powers :P

Pratik: LOLOL

Pratik: i guess that ends the interview on a light note

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: you never asked me the basic 4 questions

BloodyFuton: age sex location and real name

Pratik: oops

BloodyFuton: :P

Pratik: answer away!

BloodyFuton: uhhh ok

BloodyFuton: Age - 18

BloodyFuton: Sex - Yes please

Pratik: lmao

BloodyFuton: Location - GA USA

BloodyFuton: and Real name - Josiah Herrin

BloodyFuton: there we go

Pratik: wicked :D

Pratik: thanks for giving up your time

BloodyFuton: hokie day

New Keepers of the Flame for May 2008

It is with great pleasure that the Council of Flames awards the following members the ranking of “Keeper of the Flame“. This prestigious medal is awarded to members who have displayed exemplary activity and devotion to our alliance. This temporary rank is held for one month and also comes with access to a dedicated forum specifically for KOF’s to talk amongst themselves. Their names will also appear in purple on the forum.

May we present to you our Keepers of the Flame for May 2008.

MC_Hammer
elfsky774
Brenore
irish_punkk
spiderthrone

Congratulations to you all!

DT’s Community Update for May 2008

This month’s community update will cover everything from the Silver public launch to unannounced items such as a Dark Throne wiki, a virtual launch party, and the launch date of the full version of Dark Throne.

Check out the full Community Update here…

http://www.darkthrone.com/communityupdate51008.dt?mode=communityupdate

IC Weekly Summary (20/04/2008)

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This weeks Oracle Summary will including news on our 6 new smurfs, Silver’s War Of Wars, top ten games of the year and Don’s Kitchen.

New Elite Arsonists

Yes you heard right, by vote of the Council of Flames the Incinerators now has 6 new Elite Arsonists. These members have shown extraordinary dedication to IC and are as follows:

  • Cappodocious
  • Donbigmano
  • Dtph
  • FracturedPixel
  • Purplecamel
  • Red_Tiger

Remember to spam them all with messages of congratulations :)

War Of Wars

Regarding the War of Wars (WoW) project in Silver, Lazarus and co. have released a mass massage giving their support towards WoW, and also about the next feature being tested, the Fortification Breach.

In the message below, Lazarus has promoted the WoW project in Silver, and has even taken steps to get involved by offering a prize for the winners, which he said as “More likely than not, it will be an automatic invite to something we will be announcing in the upcoming Community Update.” More info about WoW available here at: http://silver.darkthrone.com/forum/topic/3256

Also, Fortification Breach will be tested out shortly. More info available here at : http://silver.darkthrone.com/forum/topic/3277

War of Wars Player Created Event

At Lazarus Software, something we have always been thankful for is the support of our community. Player support is what allows us to continue developing Dark Throne and release new updates and versions.

When players came to us with an idea for a War of Wars alliance event, we definitely thought it was a great idea and would send out this message in strong support of it. Supporting such community events is something we will be doing a lot more of in the future.

This community alliance event is a great chance to help us with stress testing our server, to learn a bit more about the alliance/attack features in the game, and to make some new friends.

Of course, taking part in this event is not mandatory, but we’ve had some players working very hard to organize this and we strongly suggest that you take part in it. Players are required to sign-up to participate in this event.

For more information on the event itself, visit this thread: http://silver.darkthrone.com/forum/topic/3256

The winning team of this event will be receiving a prize. More likely than not, it will be an automatic invite to something we will be announcing in the upcoming Community Update.

Fortification Breach

The new feature will be going in this weekend. Check out this thread for more information: http://silver.darkthrone.com/forum/topic/3277

Top 10 games of the year

Mario is back in the 4th Place in his new adventure in the new game Super Mario Galazy (Nintendo Wii). This Well renowned character set his new adventure bound to save Princess Peach again but now he’s gone out of this world and into outer space…Isn’t this something new from him. Sizzling hot in the 3rd Place is the Rock Band (PS2, PS3, Xbox 360). Experience having a band without actually playing musical instruments. This game has an edge to its rival game Guitar heroes because it doesn’t only focus in the guitar or drums, here you control the whole band together with the vocals, guitar and drums isn’t this quite a challenge.

Don’s Kitchen

The Don has a new treat for you kiddies to try. Also this goes wonderfully with a glass of rum on the side for either dipping the cake in or drinking.

Bacardi Rum Cake
This tried-and-true recipe makes the moistest cake you’ll ever eat. It’s the once cake I know of that gets better as it ages. Although, most of the time it doesn’t last very long. It’s also the perfect cake for mailing. The rum acts as the perfect preservative. It freezes beautifully also.

INGREDIENTS:
* —Cake—
* 1 cup chopped, toasted pecans or walnuts
* 1 18-1/2 ounce yellow cake mix
* 1 1-3/4 ounce (4-serving size) instant vanilla pudding mix
* 4 eggs
* 1/2 cup cold milk*
* 1/2 cup vegetable oil
* 1/2 cup Bacardi dark rum
* —Glaze—
* 1/2 cup butter
* 1/4 cup water
* 1 cup sugar
* 1/2 cup Bacardi dark rum

PREPARATION:
Cake: Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Grease and flour 12-cup Bundt pan. Sprinkle nuts on bottom of pan. Combine all cake ingredients. Beat for 2 minutes on high with electric mixer. Pour into prepared pan. Bake for 1 hour. Cool in pan. Invert on serving plate. Prick top with fork. Drizzle glaze over top of cake. Use brush or spoon to put extra dripping back on cake.

Glaze: Melt butter in saucepan. Stir in water and sugar. Boil 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Remove from heat and stir in rum. Note: The rum will cause steam. Be careful not to burn yourself.

Notes in the Margin: I have made this cake many, many times. It not only is one of the most perfect desserts, but I’ve had house guests who wanted it for breakfast. My wife keeps threatening to use it for French toast. I personally think that it’ll never get dry enough as it stays moist a long time. The longer this cakes sits, the better the taste. This cake freezes beautifully. Also, many of these cakes have been shipped to soldiers overseas. They got there just fine.

IC Weekly Summary (13/04/2008)

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This weeks summary will include; the latest council interview, the top 10 games of 2007 and Don’s Kitchen.

Council Interview

BloodyFuton: hey batty

batcok: Yo Arkeri/BF

BloodyFuton: you got time for your interview?

batcok: Hmmm, sure.

batcok: looks like you caught me. LoL

BloodyFuton: smile.gif alrighty then

BloodyFuton: I suppose we can start off with the basics

batcok: OK

BloodyFuton: whats your real name and age and where are you from?

batcok: Mike Brindle - 41 - Portsmouth, Virginia, U.S.A.

BloodyFuton: stevieghost wants to ask you

BloodyFuton: “is the famous picture of you we all know, your real picture?”

batcok: Depends on which picture you’re talking about. wink.gif

BloodyFuton: the one in your profile on the forum

batcok: Yep, the profile picture is the real me.

BloodyFuton: aha ok

BloodyFuton: so what goes on in a typical day for you?

batcok: Wake up, get out of bed, drag a comb across my head.

batcok: Make my way downstairs to have a cup

batcok: Look at my watch - notice that I’m late

batcok: grab my coat and grab my hat

batcok: make the bus in seconds flat…

batcok: LoL

batcok: Really, I stay up too late and get up too early.

BloodyFuton: ah well that would explain it

batcok: My real world job is office manager for a small real estate sales company

batcok: fortunately that allows me to have time online to play games and meet people

BloodyFuton: yes aren’t we all lucky tongue.gif

batcok: after the working day I either hang out with friends at the local game shop or go home to be with my sweetie and watch TV. smile.gif

batcok: *The lines I originally answered with are lyrics from the Beatles song “A day in the life.”

BloodyFuton: whats ur most memorable IC moment?

batcok: My most memorable IC moment was when I was asked to be an Elite Arsonist.

batcok: There I was, having fun hitting blacklist targets and debating the latest alliance crisis of the week.

batcok: being subtly cultivated by Knightstorms - the bum - when suddenly Thekolt is pinging my MSN wanting to know if I have a couple moments to chat.

batcok: After a subtle interrogation and a sample of blood sent to Poland I was told that I could be an EA. smile.gif

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: and your worst memory of the IC?

batcok: Worst memory… haven’t really had a worst one… plenty of scary but nothing really stands out as shockingly bad.

BloodyFuton: lol

batcok: after all, if I had a bad memory of this place I wouldn’t be here. wink.gif

BloodyFuton: true

BloodyFuton: so hellborn asks “Who recruited you into the incinerators?”

batcok: The blessed forum fairy Isarah got me involved with IC.

batcok: Way back when I was playing Omega.

BloodyFuton: man she hasnt been around for a while sad.gif

batcok: Yeah, getting married will do that to a person. wink.gif

batcok: She and I went back and forth in the O-Forum and she asked me if I had heard of IC and to check it out.

batcok: The rest, as they say, is history. biggrin.gif

BloodyFuton: very nice tongue.gif lol

BloodyFuton: so are you married or are you happy? tongue.gif and if you are married don’t answer that (its a trap)

BloodyFuton: darn I just blew my own trap sad.gif

batcok: LoL

BloodyFuton: but seriously…. smile.gif married or single?

batcok: I am happily married to a wonderful girl who used to game herself and understands the things I do online and offline. biggrin.gif

BloodyFuton: I’m sure the ladies of the IC will be horribly sadend by this news

batcok: That’s OK. My wife lets me play as long as I don’t bring anything home. LoL

BloodyFuton: ha well bring forth the online mistresses tongue.gif

batcok: wink.gif

batcok: indeed. biggrin.gif

batcok: wink.gif

BloodyFuton: so heres a question I’m sure we all want to hear the answer to

batcok: yeeessssss…..

BloodyFuton: it was submited by General_TS and keep in mind exaggeration is expected in your answer wink.gif

BloodyFuton: “Whats is it like working with the mischief that is Nyeka?”

batcok: tongue.gif

batcok: She’s OK as long as you give her a constant supply of cookies and Mountain Dew

BloodyFuton: lol cookies and mountain dew I suppose I’d better go get some then.

batcok: keep a healthy stock if you don’t want her running around your area with a can of whipped cream.

batcok: LoL - otherwise she’s one of my favoritest people after Ms. E. smile.gif

BloodyFuton: lol

BloodyFuton: Nikki79335 wants to know “What does your screen name mean? lol iv had a lot of thoughts about it before.”

batcok: Ah, the mystery of the “Flying Mouse Penis” is it?

batcok: LoL

BloodyFuton: lmao

BloodyFuton: yes I think thats about right

BloodyFuton: should we leave it at that? tongue.gif

batcok: As it happens, I am also active in the Society for Creative Anachronisms - a history re-enactment group that focuses on the European Middle Ages.

batcok: Batcok is the surname of my persona there.

BloodyFuton: ah gotcha

BloodyFuton: I’m sure the rest of the IC will be very interested in hearing more about this persona *snores*

BloodyFuton: but we have much much more important things to discuss

BloodyFuton: dtph asks “Cheese or Pie? Whats your secret?”

BloodyFuton: so do tell whats your secret? tongue.gif

batcok: Hmmm, “Cheese or Pie”

batcok: I’ll say Pie, because some pies have cheese

BloodyFuton: ah

batcok: And if I told you my secret it wouldn’t be secret anymore. tongue.gif

BloodyFuton: