This week’s Summary will include news on: IC’s War Against TMR, Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, and the Winning Entries in last Week’s Haiku Contest, SOTW Contest, COTW Contest, and POTW Contest.

IC’S LASTEST WAR AGAINST TMR

The IRC went ballistic and after only 4 hours of massing, the war against TMR had ended!

TOTAL OFFICIAL KILLS: 66,413

Congratulations to all who were able to participate!

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by LivingDeadGirl666:

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS CONT…
Actual writings from hospital charts
10. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
11. She is numb from her toes down.
12. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
13. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
14. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
15. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
16. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
17. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
18. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

This week’s fun fact was submitted by Jon010 aka DestroyerXtremes:

To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Confabulate

Meaning: to chat

CONTEST WINNERS

SOTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=233

Congratulations to…
Elendyr
..for winning last week’s SOTW contest!

Theme: Insects

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
Freelunch, PwnOfTheDead, and ClanOCobthnaigh
..for winning last week’s Haiku contest!

Theme: Memorials

A fallen hero
Sacrificed for his country
To be remembered

After all this war,
we take time to remember…
recall how to love.

Laying down flowers
Next to one stone in a sea
I remember him

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

Enter this week’s CTTP contest or vote for your
favorite CTTP story in this week’s poll!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
Master_tigerclaw and doomreaperjr
..for winning last week’s COTW contest!

“I’ve got my eyes on you!” and “wing diggity, thats thats going to need quite the moisterizer”

POTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=509

Congratulations to…
Moloch
..for winning last week’s POTW contest!

Theme: Pets or Animals