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IC Weekly Summary (06/14/09)

June 15, 2009 1:02 am LivingDeadGirl666 Uncategorized

This week’s Summary will include news on: IC’s War Ceremony, the Blacklist Team, Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, and the Winning Entries in last Week’s Haiku Contest, CTTP Contest, SOTW Contest, and COTW Contest.

IC’S WAR CEREMONY

Courtesy of our very beloved Flame Lady Evil_Rowan and our very proud War Master RavenNewblood!

IC’s War Ceremony was held on Saturday, June 13th at 19:30 DTT and hosted via our IRC.

The names of all those who participated in some way towards the war were announced and awarded our special TalMaheRa War Participation medal!

Here, in no particular order, is a full list of all TMR War Participants.

Kungfoobunny
big_wolf
m2ksforsuper
virginaldeath
RavenNewblood
Nask0
colloso
Dadi
Hemostat
ClanOCobthnaigh
Mordengard
carlovers
lillebri
Jesusfreak2888
dtph
Dandon
freelunch
Diablo99
Mavek
Jugernaut
Aritani
xcaliber79
ofc_butterbean
dio4257
Chorlton
Cebhfhionn
Glog_the_Irritator
L_14_N
Evil_Rowan
R0N1N
E1_Ace
mayhem790
itsmemike
Nikki79335
Robertin
jillcldz
theECC
Patukka69
Ron1n
KevTheMagnificent
spepper
Blaze
BloodCry
Ramesh_war
Mamaquis
wdragon101
Dirago
King_Arthur_IIII
Moleton
BUJUK
Zelmo
doomreaperjr
Nadinalyn
baklang_hitman_aaww
Dosadi69
mart26
tamm072
JamesRevan
ereinion
Angel_of_Zazzerath
General_Bling
Andrei_c
amourslove
nyx_ss
Magic_Guy
LivingDeadGirl666
roninsmri
elphina
daneo
fkpawlfc
Th3Punish3r
Amator69
mus3na
hittman1
suntroman
Starfish21
Bloodcry
Rebel_sena71
Mwang
MasterOfLords
Tougan
kokrull
beniboi23
Uther_Lightbringer7
DeadlyPoison
jok3r02
Diamond4
TeTOA
mwang
Red_Tiger
Batcok
shin15
chicanois
ATTACKMENOW
Thekolt

For those not able to attend, fear not, a complete account of the War Ceremony was recorded.
You can check out the War Ceremony Transcript posted in the Senate here…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=13979

Congratulations to all medal winners!

THE BLACKLIST TEAM

Ahrixinos’ Blacklist
C/O Nikki

Hate being massed or farmed? Yea, we dont like it either! Did you know IC has a blacklist forum? Well it sure does! With currently 5 active Blacklist Specialists they are constantly looking over blacklist requests. Our Specialists also known as blacklist mods handle the cases diplomatically, but if your foe fails to heed to diplomacy, Hellfire Knights has their way with them. Targets are uploaded to the PWC and are then open for attack. Whats that? You want me to back it up a bit? Ohhhh right! The PWC is the Personalize War Centre. Developed by Thekolt and Dtph, they have made it super easy to search for targets! If you’ve been on the forum, I’m sure you’ve noticed the icons at the top of the board index, you know.. the ones that look like they’re coming at you when you move your mouse cursor over them fast. if you notice theres a circular target icon, click it. It brings you to the PWC. Enter your DT Nickname, Alliance we share the pwc with allies, Level, Offense, Spy Offense. Click ‘get targets’ and WHAM theres the targets within your range who you are able to defeat.

Blacklist requests are usually handled once a BL Specialist views it. When posting a BL request, there are a few rules you have to follow. This makes it more organized to review your case. Now dont get your undies in a bunch just yet, they are simple rules! To get you rolling, I’ll list them for you.

You must have in your DT profile that you are a member of Incinerators. Any shape, form, or fashion is fine! As long as it there. If not, you will not receive any blacklist assistance.

Enemies you want to have blacklisted have had to participate in an organized mass attack against you or have attacked you 3 or more times.

These rules also apply to any spying, assassinations, and infiltrations. Now that you know the rules, heres how to post a BL request. Your topic title should look like:

Attackers name (level) VS. Your DT name

In the body of the post, you must copy and paste all defensive logs you have from the attacker. Along with any messages or other information you want to add.

But what if a fellow alliance member or an ally attacks you? We have a special for that too called Friendly Fire (FF). It’s located in the blacklist section of the forum. Yes I will be posting links! Scroll down a bit and you’ll see them.

Reporting a FF attack is almost identical to posting a Bl request. However, you will only need to post proof of 1 attack. If our BL Mods send a diplomatic message to them, but they still attack you, you must send an official DT log in-game to the Specialist who is sorting your case.

Hopefully some of you have learned something today! Here are the links I promised you:
Ahrixinos’ Blacklist Main Forum
Blacklist Requests
Blacklist Rules
How to post a BL Topic

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by LivingDeadGirl666:

Help Tech Support?!

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User..

_____________________________________
REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under ! Warnings-Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

This week’s fun fact was submitted by Jon010 aka DestroyerXtremes:

A tortoise can live up to 140 years old.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.