This week’s Summary will include news on: Azza’s Joke of the Week, Jon’s Fun Fact of the Week, LivingDeadGirl’s Word of the Week, the Farmlist, Member Interview, the Winning Entries in last Week’s COTW Contest and Haiku Contest.

AZZA’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

This week’s joke was submitted by Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes):

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

If you have a good joke that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message AzzadaBest either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1976
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/2027815.
Please ensure that any joke submitted follows IC Board Rules.

JON’S FUN FACT OF THE WEEK

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

If you have a fun fact that you would like to see published in a future issue, please message Jon010 (aka DestroyerXtremes) either on the forum here:
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showuser=1306
or in-game here:
http://www.darkthrone.com/viewprofile/index/1306723?_msid=236914
Please ensure that any fun fact submitted follows IC Board Rules.

LIVINGDEADGIRL’S WORD OF THE WEEK

This week’s word is: Sesquipedalian

Meaning: using long words

FARMLIST

136 Farms Listed for June
1,603 Farms Donated Year to Date

Farm Donation List…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=10470

Farm Training for all…
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showtopic=11687

CONTEST WINNERS

ICGT
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=352

Congratulations to…
Red_tiger
..for winning last week’s Haiku contest!

Theme: Poet’s Choice

Time flies with gold wings
Memories gather like dust
The Joys of living

Vote for your favorite Haiku in this week’s Contest poll or
enter this week’s Haiku contest!

COTW
http://forums.blue-flame.net/index.php?showforum=238

Congratulations to…
Mayhem790
..for winning last week’s COTW contest!

“Giving out free car washes when I am finished here…”

MEMBER INTERVIEW

This month’s interview is with IC’s first ever Phoenix Flame and recent BFTP graduate, he is a member of the Recruit Team and the Welcome Team, a moderator for several forum areas and a previous MOTM winner, our Keeper of the Flame…

Th3Punish3r!

Read on for a small glimpse into the realm of Th3Punish3r…

Nikki says:
Ok lol ready?
russ0r says:
yeah
Nikki says:
Alrighty, Age, Sex, Location?
russ0r says:
23, Male, United States, Maryland
Nikki says:
Play any other games other than DT?
russ0r says:
Starcraft sometimes recently, used to play Diablo II, Diablo I, all the Warcrafts except wow, Counter strike, among others i am sure i am forgetting
Nikki says:
Which is your favorite?
I know i know DT is right… wink wink nudge nudge
lol
russ0r says:
my favorite game, i loved playing diablo II for years but just cant stand it anymore
starcraft is the only game thats kept my attention over the years
DT i cant say is my favorite just a fun past time and game that doesnt require hours and hours of playing
Nikki says:
lol well the forum consumes me
One of the only reasons i still play DT
russ0r says:
yeah i spend a good deal on the forums
nothing to do latley though
Nikki says:
Its summer vacation lol
russ0r says:
on the forum, i meant
other than that i am pretty busy
i work nights and i have my son during the day
and another son i have every weekend
Nikki says:
Yes summer vacation, people are too busy.
How old is he?
russ0r says:
my oldest is almost three, and my youngest just turned one
Nikki says:
Awww
Play any sports?
russ0r says:
nope
chasing kids is a sport
Nikki says:
lol yes, yes it is.
Heres a question from ER lol its a good one
You beat me out on being the first to get the elusive Phoenix Flame. How does that make you feel? Are you worried? Losing sleep at night? Hearing things?Thinking about giving the medal back until your favorite Flame Lady gets her medal first? huh? huh? huh?
russ0r says:
haahahah, it makes me feel good that i accomplished it first, as it was a close race and a few others got there to, and while i could have considered the possibility of giving it back, you’d ahve two others, i think maybe three now, to convince, lol
Nikki says:
lol not giving it back huh?
russ0r says:
nah
Nikki says:
I wouldnt either lol
russ0r says:
ill just have to snatch this one from her
Nikki says:
Next Red Tiger has a few questions
What is your favorite division?
russ0r says:
mm since i dont really have an HK squad, i’ll have to say i get the most enjoyment from the recruiting team
besides, whats better than kicking some butt, besides getting more people to come kick some butt?
Nikki says:
lol right His next question is…
Who invited you to IC?
russ0r says:
i believe it was Josh111, i believe his account name is ATTACKMENOW
Nikki says:
Yep, good ole Joosh
Next… Who do you think has helped you the most?
russ0r says:
the biggest help i believe i have gotten from IC was from ER and batcok and whomever else was involved in getting REST off my back, when they were massing me
Nikki says:
Yea i saw when that happened cheers to ER and Batty!
Tigers or Lions?
or bears
Oh my!
Am i still online
russ0r says:
lol
hmmm
bears
Nikki says:
lol bears wasnt a real option
Tigers or Lions lol
Someone didnt peek at their topic did they
russ0r says:
i didnt
tigers then
Nikki says:
RT also wants to know who your favorite Pyro is
We all know im your favorite Pyro
riiiiight!
lol
russ0r says:
thats a hard question
and a harsh question to ask i cant wait for another RT interview
since i just passed BFTP and im in WT, RT, and gold HOF mod, the only pyro i usually deal with the most is livingdeadgirl, and shes always helpful, so i guess that would be my best answer, dont have alot of expierence with the other pyros, but you are definitely the cutest nikki altho i havent seen everyones pics
Nikki says:
OFC im the cutest
LDG does a great job, her interview is next btw.
That reminds me lol
I forgot to ask if you wanted to submit a photo for the interview
Doesnt have to be of you, but everyone should post their own pics, in my opinion.
RTs last question is Who is your favorite EA?
russ0r says:
well RT of course
Nikki says:
RT is cool
Ok next questions are from Jon010
And i just want to thank him for not asking a bazillion questions this time!
Take a guess on what are in Rowan’s cookies.
russ0r says:
a mystical ingredient with unknown origin that has no name
Nikki says:
lol that sounds about right
russ0r says:
society
he means?
upper or under?
Nikki says:
i have no clue lol
russ0r says:
under
ill just go with under lol
Nikki says:
lets google it!
russ0r says:
tried
Your search - Uppersciety - did not match any documents.
im pretty sure he meant society
Nikki says:
Well then i dunno what to tell ya lol
russ0r says:
the o key must have been sticky but i wont ask why
undersociety
Nikki says:
Lmao
Next one is…
If you were to destroy one person in IC without anyone knowing who would it be?
russ0r says:
uhhh
i dont hate anyone in IC
Nikki says:
lol
russ0r says:
lol
Nikki says:
I know who I’d pick lmao
but if i told ya, i’d hafta kill ya!
russ0r says:
if i did i would tell you
Nikki says:
Jons next one is a more better question lol
If you were to revive one person with magical temporary powers in IC who would it be?
Now i see 2 senarios out of that situation/question

1. Your the last person alive in IC and out of all of IC you could only revive one other member
2. Everyones alive and ones not so alive

russ0r says:
my answer was whomever is the leader at that time
so it would be ER
Nikki says:
ER FTW!
Take a gander at this:
F = ò -1 x2 1 / (1 + t 2) dt
Find what F’ equals to.

russ0r says:
i was afraid of that
Nikki says:
Uh lol those little people there are supposed to be ( x )
russ0r says:
i’ll just answer 20

Nikki says:
lol is that a guess?
russ0r says:
best guess i can give
Nikki says:
Sweet lol
Moving onto LDGs questions
Living or Dead?
russ0r says:
dead
Good or Evil?
russ0r says:
Evil
Nikki says:
Tell us one thing about you that nobody knows!
russ0r says:
i hate the house i live in
Nikki says:
lol you aint the only one
russ0r says:
and no one knows it because i dont want the people here to know i hate living with them, lol
Nikki says:
lol
shhhh its a secret
Nikki says:
Smart or Funny?
russ0r says:
both!
Nikki says:
Heck yea
but unfortunately you can only pick one
heh heh heh lol
russ0r says:
smart
Nikki says:
wise choice
lol we can go with both
russ0r says:
well now your toying with me
Nikki says:
yes, yes i am. lmao
LDGS next question is… Happy and Poor or Miserable and Wealthy?
russ0r says:
happy and poor
Last question from LDG Too Cold or Too Hot? is
russ0r says:
cold
Nikki says:
yeeesh
tough one
russ0r says:
not 4 me
i hate heat
Nikki says:
lol are you the type of person who cranks up the centeral air in the summer and lays under a blanket?
russ0r says:
yes
lol
Nikki says:
lmao i do that too
russ0r says:
yeah
its comfy!
in the winter when the central heat is on for everyone else
i turn my window ac on
or open window
Nikki says:
Jeez lol
russ0r says:
i get hot easy

Nikki says:
and bothered?
lol kidding
dont answer that
russ0r says:
lol
Nikki says:
Next set of questions are from Dtph!
How many n-digit positive integers exist which are also an nth power?
Say whaaaat
russ0r says:
roar
Nikki says:
My hypothesis is 8
Is your answer roar?
russ0r says:
LOL
yes
Nikki says:
lol thats awesome
russ0r says:
Black Flame was my next goal but i wasnt far behind achieving that after PF, so i guess my next goal would be to be considered for an EA sometime in the future, other than that just do what i can do for ic
Nikki says:
Thats a great goal
Next questions are from Hemo [aka Auger Inn]
Got kilt?
russ0r says:
hahah, i have scottish/irish in me so i guess i got kilt lol
if thats the kilt he meant
russ0r says:
but i dont actually have a kilt
Nikki says:
Hemo would also like to know when will we see you as a EA ?
russ0r says:
no idea, that would be up to powers beyond me the only thing i know about EA’s is that canidates are decided and voted on in council when there needs to be some, so i guess when we need more
im sure there a contenders even then, so it all depends!
Nikki says:
Oh my! our next set of questions are from who looks an aweful alot like yours truely
someone who*
russ0r says:
picture wise?
Nikki says:
lol you could say that
Ok next questions are from Grand Moff Nikki lol
russ0r says:
well i have no idea lol
Nikki says:
wana answer them?
lol
russ0r says:
yeah
of course
having inet problems today are ya?
Nikki says:
Yep bout to get a storm
russ0r says:
yikes
Nikki says:
yep
Ok so Nikki asks…
russ0r says:
ready whenever you are, hope you went easy on me
Nikki says:
lol not too bad
russ0r says:
ha ha ha
shows how interested you are in me though
i see how it is

Nikki says:
Whats your favorite part of IC as far as entertaining yourself goes?
lol sowi
You answer them and judge that for yourself lol
russ0r says:
as far as entertaining i actually like doing farms/recruiting team because ive coded helpers which also were fun to do to make them very easy
and doing stuff like that gives me more ideas for what i could write to make some tasks easier
Nikki says:
Thats pretty cool yanno
I asked Dtph to teach me coding, but he said that would take years lol
Ok lol my next question was…. Unicorns or Janet Reno?
russ0r says:
uhm lol unicorns
Nikki says:
lmao
Heres a good one!
Most awesome roadtrip you’ve been on?
russ0r says:
driving from virginia to florida, and mostly was awesome because i was young and got tons of the good fireworks for cheap!
Nikki says:
lol nice!
russ0r says:
wanted to do it this year but, oh well ! no good fireworks where i am
stupid fountains
Nikki says:
Awwww
Next question is Playstation or Xbox?
russ0r says:
Neither
i dont play on consoles usually
Nikki says:
well if you had to choose one which would you choose?
russ0r says:
playstation
Nikki says:
Yuck
russ0r says:
lol only because xbox is microsoft
Nikki says:
Ohhhhh Bill Gates is gon git you!
russ0r says:
with what a blue screen of death?
Nikki says:
Mmhmmm lol
russ0r says:
been there done that
too good for blue screen anymore
Nikki says:
lol
Nikki says:
lol
Ok on the last question!
lol after 3.5 hours is it
Awesomest person in IC? You can skip answering that one cuz everyone knows that its the Grand Moff!

russ0r says:
that ones easy
it’s me
Nikki says:
lmao!
Nuh uh!
Is meeeee
russ0r says:
ok, and then me
Nikki says:
well i guess that makes this interview officially done, unless you want to add something
Ok me you and then everyone else lol
russ0r says:
lol, hmmm, only thing i can add is IC is great and thanks to anyone that cared to read all of this
Nikki says:
lol and thank you for the interview!